Sunday, August 30, 2009

Hot Real Couple Porn

A friend just alerted me to a great site for real couple porn videos

Features real couples having sex and talking about it and their relationships. You have to buy the DVDs (for a modest $30) but you can check out the previews on the site. It's pretty fucking hot.

From their about us:
Comstock Films offers a genuinely new vision of couples' sexuality in this groundbreaking and award-winning series of explicit documentary-style features of real-life lovers having real sex.

and on an interesting side note on how Comstock Films was named:

The real Anthony Comstock was a prude of the first order, but he was also a man who knew how to get things done. In 1866 he formed the New York Society for the Suppression of Vice, and by 1873, had succeeded in getting the U.S.Congress to pass the "Act of the Suppression of Trade in, and Circulation of, Obscene Literature and Articles of Immoral Use" commonly known as "The Comstock Act".

The Comstock Act was used to suppress erotic art and literature (Comstock boasted about the number of "libertines" that he had driven to suicide,) as well as making the distribution of birth control information a crime. In 1914, women's reproductive health pioneer Margaret Sanger was prosecuted under the Comstock Act, with Anthony himself in attendence.

Anthony Comstock is widely acknowledged as history’s greatest censor. As a special, unpaid Postal Inspector for the U.S. government, he was responsible for the destruction of an estimated 160 tons of literature and photos. Among the destroyed material were novels now considered masterworks of the English language, information on birth control, and medical text books. In addition to his campaign against all materials that addressed sex, Comstock also campaigned against modern art and literature, which he labeled “impure.” Nearly 100 years after his death, the ghost of Anthony Comstock still casts a long shadow over our cultural and sexual landscape.

Comstock Films is founded in memory of Anthony Comstock, and dedicated to using film to celebrate the freedoms and pleasures he fought so hard to suppress. We are pleased to offer explicit films that revel in the pleasures of sexual relations between consenting adults. We hope that viewing our films, either alone or with a loved one, will move you to revel in the pleasure of your own sexuality.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Another Potter Hottie for Clitical Sass

Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince star Freddie Stroma (Cormac Mclaggen) just had a pretty sexy undie dancing video leaked on the internetz:

um yeah you're welcome.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Lurid Digs

Ok, I know there is a lot of gay porn-related content featured on this blog but I just couldn't resist posting a link to one of my new favorite sites: Lurid

The site features photos of gay men with the contributors discussing the hilarious and horrifying interiors in which the photos were shot.

Bonus points for featuring sextress diva Heather Corinna from Scarleteen, an online sex advice site for teens and young adults, as a contributor.

This site satiates my loves of interior design and cock shots all rolled into one hilarious romp through the ugly bedroom!

This might turn you off to men for a short time so be prepared.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Cock Shot of the Day

Here's a sexy dick shot of old school hottie Marlon Brando sucking some cock:


You can get the whole background story on the picture at LA Rag Mag

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Let's talk about facials

Facials (that is dudes jizzing on a ladies face, did you really not know that?) are a hot topic of conversation on feminist blogs these days. Personally, I find it problematic when people start labeling personal acts as progressive vs non-progressive or feminist vs anti-feminist. It's always bad when people start telling others that they aren't feminist because they enjoy being degraded in bed or they're a bad feminist because they shave their arm pits. Some people like weird stuff in bed. Who knows where those impulses and desires come from? Fantasies and sexual desires shouldn't be policed. As long as everyone is consenting and having fun, I don't see what the problem is.

Amanda Hess at The Washington City Paper's The Sexist blog argues similarly:

"Of course, that doesn’t mean that enjoying performing or receiving facials means that you hate women, or that you have no self-respect, or that you’re a bad feminist. It just means that the patriarchy affects a lot of the things that we perform and enjoy on a daily basis, and it’s good to remember that our attempts to recast these acts as “empowering” isn’t so much transgressive as it is convenient."

And yet, I cringe at her conclusion that reclaiming acts as empowering doesn't really make them so. Is there no way to make traditionally sexist stuff empowering or at least not sexist anymore? Has feminism not yet brought us to the point where women can be honest about their desires and not be labeled as being into sexist sex acts? Are facials in porn degrading because some dudes get off on that and most porn is made for male audiences (here's where I plug PoolBoy Magazine)? Are facials that happen between loving partners still degrading? And what's so wrong with being degraded once in awhile anyway? Some women like being degraded (check out The Piano Teacher by Elfriede Jelinek for an interesting fictitious read on sexual degradation). And some men do too if the successful employment of many dommes is any indication.

Who is to say what is patriarchal in bed and what is not? Does the dude being on top mean missionary position is not a feminist position? Please don't tell me doggy style is not feminist approved. You might as well just shoot me in the face (ha ha!). Sex is sex. And while I'm not personally into porn where degrading facials are the grand finale, some women and men partake in facials in their private sex lives and still respect each other in the morning. Women getting off on pleasing their male partners isn't a bad thing. There just better be some serious cunnilingus in return, if you ask me.

In the end I do love how Hess compares facials to marriage:

"See, facials are like weddings. We all know that the institution of marriage is one of the patriarchy’s all-time greatest hits, in which women are sold into sexual slavery from father to husband in exchange for livestock. And yet, who derives the greatest joy from weddings? Women! It’s the craziest thing. But even though we all know that weddings were clearly institutionalized to facilitate the willing subjugation of women, feminists figure out a way to do it anyway. Why? Probably because even though we all know it’s sexist as fuck, weddings—like facial ejaculation—still make some people happy. And feminists deserve to be happy, too."

Marriage is a sexist institution, yes. Does that mean that you aren't a good feminist if you get married? Nope. Just like you can still let a dude blow his load in your face and be feminist as fuck.

Women and Healthcare Reform

Everyone is talking about Obama's proposed Healthcare reform these days but honestly, when it comes down to it I'm not exactly sure what healthcare reform would actually look like or how it would affect me. I don't think I'm alone either if the radio, blogs, and talking to everyone I know is any indication.

Luckily, Feministing linked to this article over at The Nation that spells out Why Women Need Healthcare Reform.

While I don't plan on getting pregnant any time soon (which is mostly what the article focuses on), I wonder what the deal with contraception, gyno biznass, and abortion would be under the reform.

Is Sex Interesting?

I just finished reading this essay by Wallace Shawn published in the August 2009 issue of Harper's Magazine titled "Is Sex Interesting?"

The 64-year old Shawn makes several good points about the need for talking, writing, and thinking about sex. This paragraph, in particular, specifically stuck out to me as a great example of the importance of sexuality and its discussion in society:

When the sexuality of the terrifying people we call "our leaders" is for some reason revealed, they lose some of their power - sometimes all of it - because we're reminded (and strangely, we need reminding) that they are merely creatures like the ordinary worm or beetle that creeps along at the edge of the pond. Sex really is a nation of its own. Those whose allegiance is given to sex at a certain moment withdraw their loyalty temporarily from other powers. It's a symbol of the possibility that we might all defect for one reason or another from the obedient columns in which we march.

Sex is anarchism!

Sadly you cannot read the full essay on the Harper's Magazine website without being a subscription holder but I did find a reprint of Shawn's piece online at the Guardian.

So what's the verdict to Shawn's title question, Is Sex Interesting?

Yes, yes it is.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Tickles For Your Pickle

In my never ending search for good fapping material, I've recently stumbled across this site that seems to have a lot of resources and information on where to find some good porno flicks aimed at the ladies. Check it out...............

Saturday, August 22, 2009

David Bowie's Bulge

I recently rewatched Labyrinth and was struck by several things throughout the movie:

1) Jennifer Connelly is sooo young!
2) David Bowie should never have agreed to sing with puppets or make music in the 80s
3) This movie isn't as awesome as I thought it was when I was 10
4) David Bowie has a gynormous bulge! Check it out:

Thank God for 80s spandex!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Curious Case of Celebrity Cock

What’s up these days with celebrities showing us their junk?

No I am not talking about Brittany Spears, we’ve all seen her cooter a million times, I am talking about these so-called celebrity dudes showing some peen on their websites and blogs! Seems like all sorts of famous dudes are posting pics of their dongs on the internetz for us to check out.

First there’s Pete Wentz (I know I know, he’s not really a celebrity but I said “so-called” above remember?) showing some surprisingly nice cock on his blog (which he quickly took down after posting)

Too bad he sticks it in Ashley Simpson (am I right haters!?!?!?!!). Also too bad it belongs to Pete Wentz…..yeah, this dude:

But hey, it’s encouraging to see even if it’s from a barely C-level celebrity*! Keep those pics cumming lil Petey!!

Then there’s Soulja Boy posting this pic on his blog:

You can’t actually see the peen BUT GOD DAMN I WANT TO!

WTF is that in your pants son?!?!? You better be careful with that loaded weapon. Looks like you need a second set of panties to hold that shit in! I love that he’s in his bathroom too. This photo makes me want to buy your album. Did you hear that Soulja Boy? Post more pics of your giant dong and I will buy whatever you want me to buy.

And that better be real. Don't be writing checks your dick can't cash!

And finally there's Jaime Foxx. I know I know, another celebrity cock that you've never had the desire to see...but come on...just check it out:

I am liking this trend a lot. Keep up the good work guys!! Now if we could just see more peen in the movies coming out of Hollywood the world would be a better place.

*This doesn’t mean I want to see all C-Level celebrity peen. I’m talking bout you Corey Feldman. Keep it in your pouch. No one wants to see your shit.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Looks Like We're in the Right Place for Porn!

I just saw this article in the Phoenix New Times about porn being made in the valley of the scum. They don't mention PoolBoy (yet!!!) but it does look like we're in the right city for creating some sin.

Risqué Business: the Valley of the Sun May Be the Next Porn Capital of the World

by Niki D'Andrea

Friday, August 14, 2009

Summer Lovin'

So summer is pretty much coming to a wrap with school starting (blerg) and what not. But before we officially close the book on Summer '09, let me give a quick run down of things that I loved this summer:

1) naked dudes in my pool

Summer is all about swimming. My house has a private pool and i have been pretty much living in it since June.
Um...Pools are also a good way to get guys naked four shores. Dudes will drop trou at the mere mention of potential aquatic activities. All I have to say is "Hey dude, wanna swim?" and blamo: Clothes comes off and dicks start swinging in the air!

I've had more naked peen in my pool this summer than I've had in my vag! I don't know if that's good or bad (I'm thinking bad) but it's a fact.

2) Comedian Ron Babcock's fucking hilarious blog on Tumblr

When I am not entertaining dicks in my pool I am escaping the summer heat inside on the comfort of my couch, watching Weeds, smoking out and reading this dude's blog. Check it out.

3) Drugs

Drugs made my favorite bands, drugs ruined my favorite people. But I still love them.
This summer I went out of town on the road with some local Phoenix bands for a show and ended up shrooming and smoking and drinking with a bunch of dude musicians in a hotel room all night. One of the best nights ever. It made me realize how much I love drugs and sausage parties (more meat for the taking!) and when I combine them, only good things happen, despite what my mother tries to tell me.

Everyone that knows me, knows I love food. I might love food more than sex....but I'll have to think about it and it depends on the type of sex. But boy do I love BBQs.

Give me a beer and throw some meat and veggies on an open flame and I will just about grow a dick!

Keep this on the low-down - but dudes who say the don't like to "cook" usually love to "grill" - even thought it's the same fucking thing - so if you got a boner-fide-non-cooking dude that you aren't willing to give up on yet, get him to "grill" for you and sit back and enjoy. Bonus points if he wears nothing but your "Kiss the Cook" apron.

5) Summer Mixes

I got an awesome mix cd for the summer from my friend Ryan, check it out:

St. Vincent - Actor Out of Work
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
Matt & Kim - Don't Slow Down
Kid Cudi/Crookers - Embrace the Martian
Lily Allen - Fuck You
Sage Francis - Got Up This Morning
Woods - Gypsy Hand
Amanda Blank - I'm A Lady (Santogold/Diplo Remix)
Phoenix - Lisztomania
White Rabbits - Percussion Gun
Dinosaur Jr. - Pieces
The Knux - Playboys
Mos Def - Quiet Dog Bite Hard
Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn - Relator
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
Japandroids - Wet Hair
Wilco - Wilco (the Song)

6) Summer Romances

Whether it be a dick in a pool or a flash in the pants, nothing spells F-U-N better than summer romances. Remember that summer while growing up when you finally got to hang out with that boy that you'd been crushing on all school year? Or when you got that summer job as a waitress and had a quick summer fling with the short order cook who would smoke you up in his car whilst blasting Pantera and make you BLTs when it was slow? Or that time you went to Europe for the summer and met some Italian dudes who put the panini in your crostini?

I loves me some summer romance! It's fun, quick, painless and over and done with right when you need it to be.

So there you have it. My summer '09 list.
What have been your favorite memories of this summer so far?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

The PoolBoy Dirty Summer Mojito

Hi everyone, my name is Doris Miller and I am a new contributor to the PoolBoy blog. I am one part of the very excellent musical arts and crafts band The Perfect Lady Housewives and I love to discuss music, do-it-yourself projects and being awesome.

I am very excited and happy to be here and for my very first post, I present you with a fantastically simple recipe for one of the best summer drinks out there. I also added a PoolBoy twist to the drink and made it "dirty"!

The Perfect PoolBoy Dirty Summer Mojito by Doris Miller

Mojitos are an age-old cocktail of Cuban orgin. Though the drink's exact history is a little muddy, it can be traced back to the 16th century and the Spanish invasion of Cuba. Many cocktail-ists link the drink's birth to Cuba's African slaves, brought to the island to work in the sugar cane fields. Mojito purists often use sugar cane juice instead of sugar crystals when making their Mojitos. The name means "a little wet" and it's perfect for a hot summer night. So let's get a little wet shall we?

Ingredients needed to make 1 perfect PoolBoy Dirty Mojito:
1/2 a Lime
6 Mint leaves
2 spoonfuls of brown sugar
1 shot of brown rum
Soda Water
Ice cubes
wooden spoon or muddler
2 cups - 1 for mixing, 1 for your final drink

In a mixing cup pour the shot of brown rum.
Traditional Mojitos are made with clear white rum but since we're a porn magazine, I thought the dirtier the better. Brown rum gives the drink a "dirty" look but doesn't change the taste.

Take the Mint leaves, tear them up with your fingers and add them to the cup.
You can buy Mint at the grocery store but it's more exciting to cultivate it on your own! Buy a starter plant from your local farmer's market or nursery and place it in a well draining pot in the sun and water when needed. If you have an herb garden, you can also plant Mint in the ground, but beware, Mint can grow rapidly and can take over a garden if left unattended!

Cut the 1/2 lime up into smaller slices.
Don't forget to cut a slice of lime for a garnish and set it aside. Squeeze out the juice in the remaining slices into the cup with the rum and mint. Then throw the slices in the cup.

Pour 1 and 1/2 spoonfuls of brown sugar into the cup (you can throw in less/more based on your taste preferences).
Again, brown sugar adds to the "dirty" feel of this PoolBoy drink!

With a wooden spoon or muddler, mash up the rum, mint, sugar and lime in the cup until you feel it's well mashed and mixed.

Put the ice cubes in your drink cup and then dump your drink mixture from the mixing cup into your drink cup.
I dump everything in when I make my Mojitos, the mint, the limes etc. If you don't like a lot of things floating in your mixed drinks, use a strainer to add only the liquid mixture to your drink cup.

Fill up the rest of your drink with the soda water.

Add the lime slice to garnish

Enjoy your drink in the company of attractive men and get a little wet!

I like to enjoy my Dirty Mojito with a nice Cuban cigar by the pool. Here's to Summer!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

PoolBoy Magazine Update!

Hey everyone! We thought we'd just give a quick update on what's going on with magazine and our future events.

- We are currently finalizing the first issue's content, our authors are getting their work in and we're going over some final edits and such. We are super excited about this first issue and it is shaping up really well!

- Lady of Leisure is heading to the east coast for the last two weeks of August to take some hot naked dude pics! East coast peen, what what! If you know anyone in Boston or NYC that wants to be in PoolBoy, email us at!!!!

- PoolBoy is planning some new fundraising events including a big ole' pool party downtown and a special PoolBoy DJ set at our favorite dive bar - we'll keep you updated on the deets once we have more info to share

- We've taken hot photos of some really really hot dudes and we have more to cum! As mentioned above, our resident Lady of Leisure is headed East to take more peen shots and this coming weekend we've got a scheduled sesh with another hot dude! We can never get enough! Keep em' coming!!

- We've added 2 new contributors to the PoolBoy Blog: Octavia Largebottom and Doris Miller! We love this blog, keep at it.

And finally, we'll never leave you high and dry at PoolBoy, so here's some teaser shots from our first issue:

Wet yet?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Naked Dude Paintings

We hope all our pool girls and boys survived the weekend with minimal wear and tear.

Here's a tidbit to get you in the mood on Monday:

Ever wonder what your favorite athlete or actor would look like nekkid?

Kurt Kauper does and he then paints it:

Hockey Great Bobby Orr


Cary Grant's giant dong and bad farmer's tan.

Happy Monday!

Friday, August 7, 2009


This week has been fucking LOOOOOONGGGGGG like a dong. And I am so happy it's friday. So here's some more goodies to get you through the day:

R. Kelly's Real Talk: Behind the Scenes:

REAL TALK = Genius.
There is nothing better than R. Kelly's Kaufman-esque genius of a video that is Real Talk: Behind The Scenes.
What they eat don't make us shit. Real talk for real.

The "Hugh Laurie: Ways I Want to Hit That" blog
Ever think about boning that dude on House? That's what the author of this blog thinks about ALL THE TIME. My fave line:

We could be anglerfish, and I would let you attach yourself to my belly with your tooth and become my own personal sperm bank.

Yeah! Hot.

And finally, think about doing This this weekend:

Have a good one ladies.

Thursday, August 6, 2009


Here's some dick to get you through to the weekend.

This dude is action packed with a Kung-Fu grip:

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Clit Lit

I'm really tired of hearing about "Chick Lit" and seeing pink and turquoise book covers sprinkled with sparkling wedding ring graphics. I make no judgments about the contents of these books as I've never read any myself. I am more into what I like to call "Clit Lit," juicy novels that talk about sex from a woman's point of view, realistically. That is, books that are not obviously written by men or subconsciously teaching women that marriage is the greatest thing we can hope for. Personally, I would rather have some fapping material so I can hope for really great sex. So, in honor of swollen clits everywhere, I introduce the first list of books that will make your panties wet wet wet.

1. The Bride Stripped Bare - Nikki Gemmel

Originally published with an anonymous byline, Gemmel tried to keep her name hidden because this book is DIRTY. Someone found out who the author was a leaked it to the Australian press and now you can find copies with Gemmel's name attached. My friend A found this book in an indie bookstore in New Town, Sydney and locked herself in her dorm room for 2 days to read the thing in one sitting. In the tradition of junior high girls gleefully smuggling dirty books between every 7th grade female, A then passed the book to me and I consumed it in a single sitting as well. The Bride Stripped Bare is about a new wife who finds out something suspicious is happening between her husband and maybe her best friend so she sets off to discover her own sexuality with a hot spanish lover, teaching him how to make love and do all the things she could not do with her husband. The book is dirty. So dirty I feel like I should keep it under my mattress instead of on my bookshelf. I would give it five out of five swollen clits for maintaining an interesting plot while being filthy, if I had a rating system.

2. Anything by Erica Jong

Seriously, this lady loves to talk about sex. Fear of Flying is the book that made her big and forever attached the "zipless fuck" idea with her name. Her first autobiographical "novel" is about an independent young woman deciding if she wants to stay in her marriage or have hot sex with smart older dudes. It's an interesting read but if we're going for more actual hot sex I prefer Any Women's Blues, the story of a successful artist who is in an obsessive relationship with a hot younger dude. The artist tries her best to get over and away from her hot boy toy but the sex is hard to leave. She does find some comfort boning an Italian hottie in Venice but his ice princess wife makes that hard. Lots of sex. Very hot. Jong has other books that I need to read and rate for their boner factors which just means there's more clit lit to come!

3. Delta of Venus - Anais Nin

My first masturbation material, I found Delta of Venus in my parent's bookshelf and hid it by my bed only to be discovered years later when my parents moved. The book is a collection of sexy stories about young hot Europeans sexing each other. I remember having to skip through a lot of the build up to get right to the good stuff. Nin puts a bit more finesse on her writing than a common smut peddler but readers can still tell her stuff is pretty much pornographic. I also have Henry & June, which promises to be very clit-tastic if the movie version if any indication, sitting on my shelf ready to be devoured next.

4. Memoirs of a Beatnik - Diane di Prima

One of the few female beatniks to produce their own artistic output versus being a muse, di Prima hung out with all the big names that young people now worship like Gods. Even better, she fucked a lot of them too. When I first started reading this book I was all, "oooh, this is hot." But as I kept going I realized that was pretty much all it is. Which makes sense when you learn that when di Prima turned in rough drafts she received them back with "MORE SEX" written in big red letters across her words. If you're looking for some insight into female members of the Beat movement, I suggest Joyce Johnson's amazing Minor Characters or perhaps some of di Prima's other stuff like Dinners and Nightmares. However, if you're looking for unadulterated sex sex sex, this if the book for you.

5. Forever - Judy Blume

This is a great book when you're young and new to sex and relationships. Forever is the story of a young girl's first real relationship and sexual experiences. It doesn't shy away from the confusion and pain related with the first time you have sex and fall in love, but it also talks realistically about how it feels to be a young woman experiencing so many firsts. I had heard about this book for a long time before I got around to reading it. My freshman year of college I trekked out to the Boston Public Library, wondered into the young adult section, found this book, found a chair, and sat there for a couple hours reading the novel from front to back. I wish I had read it earlier but I still think all women should read it sometime in their lives. The sex is not super hot but when you think of having sex for the first time with the first person you ever loved, it's pretty good. Buy this book for your little sisters and nieces.

That concludes our first Clit Lit round up. There are always more books to read and reviews to write. Can you think of a book that really gets your juices flowing that isn't a collection of erotica? Recommend it here!