Dudes in Suites

Remember this?





(Is this from The Haunted Airman!?!)





FACT: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Sushi Pillow!

oh sushi pillows! I love you so....



oh lap pillow...




you make me feel less creepy about owning my cock shaped neck pillow:

You Called?

I've often dreamt of the day when a girl could just grab her phone, address book, calendar, laptop, ipod, vibrator and alarm clock, and hit the open road. That day has arrived.

Fear not world weary ladies of leisure! Now we no longer have to discreetly pack that faux lipstick-shaped vibrator when we travel (or just plain leave the house).

A new free downloadable app for the Google phone, called Dildroid, turns your Google cell phone into a vibrator. You can even adjust speed levels with a flick of your finger (that's what she said).

Finally! Sex and mobile technology coming together to better benefit womankind.

And I thought I couldn't possibly love my phone more.

Call me?

Cock Shot of the Day

Here's a sexy dick shot of old school hottie Marlon Brando sucking some cock:

HAWT

You can get the whole background story on the picture at LA Rag Mag

I want this

Heavy Metal Activity Book co-authored by none other than Andrew W.K.