You Called?

I've often dreamt of the day when a girl could just grab her phone, address book, calendar, laptop, ipod, vibrator and alarm clock, and hit the open road. That day has arrived.

Fear not world weary ladies of leisure! Now we no longer have to discreetly pack that faux lipstick-shaped vibrator when we travel (or just plain leave the house).

A new free downloadable app for the Google phone, called Dildroid, turns your Google cell phone into a vibrator. You can even adjust speed levels with a flick of your finger (that's what she said).

Finally! Sex and mobile technology coming together to better benefit womankind.

And I thought I couldn't possibly love my phone more.

Call me?

Texts from Last Night

There's pretty much a blog for everything right now. Texts from last night is exactly what it sounds like. Here are some of my favs:

(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis


(859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.


562): Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.


(204): Now it won't go down.
(512): You've got a gift.


I just submitted this gem I found in my phone: "I will never go down on a gay man again."

Funny but that didn't turn out to be true. That friend is still going down on gay men. What can you do? Sometimes GMILF's are hard to get away from.