Your Daily Hunk

This site is totally for gay men but I like to think that a site devoted to guys in their undies is really for everyone

just put it on mute and watch:



this one is fun (no need for mute!):

Gummi Peens

Delicious!

Always a Bridesmaid...Not Really Into Being a Bride

So I went to a best friend’s wedding this past weekend. I was a bridesmaid, something that I’ve never done.

Weddings do a lot to you. They make you eat and drink too much, they make you think about love. They also make you horny. While listening to the Rabbi talk about what love and marriage mean and what makes people want to get married and stay married, all I could think of was how I was going to get into the pants of the groom’s hot cousin with the Jew fro.

After the ceremony, the party began and my attempts at a hook up with Jew-fro cousin were going really well. We hung out during the party, gettin' a little tipsy. I sat by him on the party bus back to the hotel and then we went up to his room and started fooling around. I asked if he had a condom, he said no, I said I had one in my room (cuz im prepared like that, what what) and left to go get it. I got to my room and realized I didn't have my room key on me. So I went downstairs to the front desk, got a key, went back up to my room, and got the condom. But by then I had drunkenly forgotten what room the dude was in. I knocked on a ton of doors trying to find him but alas, no hot dude. I don't even remember if I was on the right floor. I was pretty drunk at that point.

So I gave up and went to bed. That's right ladies, I failed at a hook up because I couldn't remember what room the dude was in.

SAD

The next day in the lobby he was like "what happened last night?" I told him the story and he laughed. Awkwardly, we were on the same flight back to Phoenix (where he connected to L.A.) but thankfully he had a sense of humor (I don't bang - or fail at banging - unfunny people) and we were able to joke about the whole thing.

I am actually kinda bummed I didn't bag him. That's what weddings are for right?
oh wellz...

Every time I attend a friend’s wedding (which is getting more and more often) I just can’t help but fall in love with love and weddings and parties and hot cousins. Weddings are one of the best aphrodisiacs because they put all the right pieces in place for some hot sex: food, alcohol, dancing, happiness, out-of-town relatives, hotels, jacuzzis, and more alcohol.

Except for my FAIL at hooking up with the groom's cousin, I did all the required things a bridesmaid should do at her best friend's wedding:

• During my bridesmaid speech, I embarrassed several of the bride’s ex-boyfriends in attendance at the wedding when I stated that “I’ve never liked any of your boyfriends before this one.”
• I ate too much food and almost couldn’t fit into my bridesmaid dress.
• I offered the “Last chance, are you sure you want to do this? You can jump ship right now” speech to the bride as I helped her get dressed.
• I cried too much when I saw her in her beautiful gown walking down the aisle.
  
• I took too many photos.
• I drank too much champagne.
• I danced awkwardly to rap music.
  

Wedding completed.

And speaking of weddings........this site is hilarious!

Tickles For Your Pickle

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The Curious Case of Celebrity Cock

What’s up these days with celebrities showing us their junk?

No I am not talking about Brittany Spears, we’ve all seen her cooter a million times, I am talking about these so-called celebrity dudes showing some peen on their websites and blogs! Seems like all sorts of famous dudes are posting pics of their dongs on the internetz for us to check out.

First there’s Pete Wentz (I know I know, he’s not really a celebrity but I said “so-called” above remember?) showing some surprisingly nice cock on his blog (which he quickly took down after posting)

Too bad he sticks it in Ashley Simpson (am I right haters!?!?!?!!). Also too bad it belongs to Pete Wentz…..yeah, this dude:

But hey, it’s encouraging to see even if it’s from a barely C-level celebrity*! Keep those pics cumming lil Petey!!

Then there’s Soulja Boy posting this pic on his blog:

You can’t actually see the peen BUT GOD DAMN I WANT TO!

WTF is that in your pants son?!?!? You better be careful with that loaded weapon. Looks like you need a second set of panties to hold that shit in! I love that he’s in his bathroom too. This photo makes me want to buy your album. Did you hear that Soulja Boy? Post more pics of your giant dong and I will buy whatever you want me to buy.

And that better be real. Don't be writing checks your dick can't cash!

And finally there's Jaime Foxx. I know I know, another celebrity cock that you've never had the desire to see...but come on...just check it out:

I am liking this trend a lot. Keep up the good work guys!! Now if we could just see more peen in the movies coming out of Hollywood the world would be a better place.

*This doesn’t mean I want to see all C-Level celebrity peen. I’m talking bout you Corey Feldman. Keep it in your pouch. No one wants to see your shit.

Summer Lovin'

So summer is pretty much coming to a wrap with school starting (blerg) and what not. But before we officially close the book on Summer '09, let me give a quick run down of things that I loved this summer:

1) naked dudes in my pool

Summer is all about swimming. My house has a private pool and i have been pretty much living in it since June.
Um...Pools are also a good way to get guys naked four shores. Dudes will drop trou at the mere mention of potential aquatic activities. All I have to say is "Hey dude, wanna swim?" and blamo: Clothes comes off and dicks start swinging in the air!

I've had more naked peen in my pool this summer than I've had in my vag! I don't know if that's good or bad (I'm thinking bad) but it's a fact.

2) Comedian Ron Babcock's fucking hilarious blog on Tumblr

When I am not entertaining dicks in my pool I am escaping the summer heat inside on the comfort of my couch, watching Weeds, smoking out and reading this dude's blog. Check it out.

3) Drugs

Drugs made my favorite bands, drugs ruined my favorite people. But I still love them.
This summer I went out of town on the road with some local Phoenix bands for a show and ended up shrooming and smoking and drinking with a bunch of dude musicians in a hotel room all night. One of the best nights ever. It made me realize how much I love drugs and sausage parties (more meat for the taking!) and when I combine them, only good things happen, despite what my mother tries to tell me.

4) BBQs make me hard.

Everyone that knows me, knows I love food. I might love food more than sex....but I'll have to think about it and it depends on the type of sex. But boy do I love BBQs.

Give me a beer and throw some meat and veggies on an open flame and I will just about grow a dick!

Keep this on the low-down - but dudes who say the don't like to "cook" usually love to "grill" - even thought it's the same fucking thing - so if you got a boner-fide-non-cooking dude that you aren't willing to give up on yet, get him to "grill" for you and sit back and enjoy. Bonus points if he wears nothing but your "Kiss the Cook" apron.

5) Summer Mixes

I got an awesome mix cd for the summer from my friend Ryan, check it out:

St. Vincent - Actor Out of Work
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
Matt & Kim - Don't Slow Down
Kid Cudi/Crookers - Embrace the Martian
Lily Allen - Fuck You
Sage Francis - Got Up This Morning
Woods - Gypsy Hand
Amanda Blank - I'm A Lady (Santogold/Diplo Remix)
Phoenix - Lisztomania
White Rabbits - Percussion Gun
Dinosaur Jr. - Pieces
The Knux - Playboys
Mos Def - Quiet Dog Bite Hard
Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn - Relator
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
Japandroids - Wet Hair
Wilco - Wilco (the Song)

6) Summer Romances

Whether it be a dick in a pool or a flash in the pants, nothing spells F-U-N better than summer romances. Remember that summer while growing up when you finally got to hang out with that boy that you'd been crushing on all school year? Or when you got that summer job as a waitress and had a quick summer fling with the short order cook who would smoke you up in his car whilst blasting Pantera and make you BLTs when it was slow? Or that time you went to Europe for the summer and met some Italian dudes who put the panini in your crostini?

I loves me some summer romance! It's fun, quick, painless and over and done with right when you need it to be.

So there you have it. My summer '09 list.

What have been your favorite memories of this summer so far?

Hot Dude Photography

Paul Mpagi Sepuya is a cool photographer of some fucking hot dudes

Un Beso Por Un Peso

Would you pay up?

yeah you would

Most Iconic Men's Swimsuit Movie Scenes

The Huffington Post is having a vote on the most iconic men's swimsuit scenes in movies.

My vote is for Daniel Craig in his little blue trunks coming out of the ocean in Casino Royale but there are a lot of other great shots to vote on.

Go vote!

For Miss Clitical Sass

(and not gonna lie...a little for me too)

Robert Pattinson is the Most Handsome Man in the World.

Dix in the City

6/2/09 Bikini Lounge, Phoenix

Lessons learned this week:

Having a business meeting for your porn magazine at a dive bar is not the best idea. We had barely covered going over this week's boner jamz when some Dix approached, most likely lured by the genius radiating from our booth. Instantly we began critiquing their pick up lines and suggesting improvements for future unwelcome advances.

Our friend here:



...who said his name was "Scotty Pimpin," told us the top three pick up lines that usually work for him. We now present you with:


DIX in the city PT 1: Scotty Pimpin's top 3 pantyliners


1. I don't use pick up lines.

PoolBoy says: Every dude drops this. You are not clever for trying to get some while saying you're not actually trying to get some.

2. Whut up! (changed per his request from his original, "What's up?")

PoolBoy says: Good move dropping the "s," now you seem like a really cool gangster.

And finally, after learning that we were starting a dick rag for women...

3. I read that the number one fantasy that women have is rape. I'll make your fantasy come true.

PoolBoy says: WTF. NEVER USE THIS AS YOUR PICK UP LINE.

Peace out 8-->