tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34270206272990611542024-03-13T08:58:37.403-07:00PoolBoyAin't no fun unless the ladies get some!Queen Dicktoriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00833610780443732419noreply@blogger.comBlogger232125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-40348075131410308502010-07-05T18:58:00.000-07:002010-07-08T10:13:46.774-07:00We're moving this shizz!!!we've got our new website up and redesigned and it now features out infamous blog.<br /><br />check it out: <a href="http://www.poolboymagazine.com/">poolboymagazine.com</a><br /><br />we'll be adding more neat-o stuff to it in the near future but we wanted to let you know, if you want more of your poolboy blog, you gotta go to <a href="http://www.poolboymagazine.com/">poolboymagazine.com</a> from now on.<br /><br />rock on ladies,<br />Queen Dicktoria<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WHeSlkjdbFw/TDYHO34iZPI/AAAAAAAAAB8/2Ru4M2NAZyQ/s1600/19975_cfnmfashion02_123_181lo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 272px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WHeSlkjdbFw/TDYHO34iZPI/AAAAAAAAAB8/2Ru4M2NAZyQ/s320/19975_cfnmfashion02_123_181lo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491584747725546738" border="0" /></a>Queen Dicktoriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00833610780443732419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-58183472314647291892010-07-01T15:50:00.000-07:002010-07-01T15:50:11.821-07:00King of the Urban Jungle<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/TC0bf--ofkI/AAAAAAAAAMs/GL5SQ4eRuaE/s1600/tumblr_l2xt4u9wlc1qz7ptzo1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/TC0bf--ofkI/AAAAAAAAAMs/GL5SQ4eRuaE/s640/tumblr_l2xt4u9wlc1qz7ptzo1_500.jpg" width="363" /></a></div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-50631946333741274212010-06-29T15:38:00.000-07:002010-06-29T15:38:00.233-07:00Cake Wrecks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2hLK7HWI/AAAAAAAAAH0/J_Zk8hD2MMs/s1600/cakewrecks_bearskin"><br /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2dODFRKI/AAAAAAAAAHs/oDPnJJLtghA/s1600/cakewrecks_barbie"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2dODFRKI/AAAAAAAAAHs/oDPnJJLtghA/s400/cakewrecks_barbie" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486007171705816226" border="0" /></a><br />I was so sad to hear that I wouldn't be in town when one of my favorite blogs visited my local indie bookstore for a signing. To help me get over this loss I've decided to post some of my favorite entries. The blog is <a href="http://www.cakewrecks.com/">Cake Wrecks</a> and they've got a new book out which literally had my tearing up I was laughing so hard. The premise is simple: funny or weird cakes. Intrigued? I thought so.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2oDB6VxI/AAAAAAAAAIE/ZYPqMH4kcvo/s1600/cakewrecks_loveme"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2oDB6VxI/AAAAAAAAAIE/ZYPqMH4kcvo/s400/cakewrecks_loveme" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486007357726676754" border="0" /></a>Classic break up cake. You almost gotta respect someone who dumps you like this. At least they left you something to eat while crying.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2k9aS11I/AAAAAAAAAH8/zHZ_iAwN7tQ/s1600/cakewrecks_herpes"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2k9aS11I/AAAAAAAAAH8/zHZ_iAwN7tQ/s400/cakewrecks_herpes" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486007304678725458" border="0" /></a>I hope the cake giver wasn't also the herpes giver.<br /><br />Now, you may be thinking, these cakes don't have anything to do with sex or naked dudes. And those above don't. But there are some PoolBoy related cakes. Oh yes, there surely are.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2hLK7HWI/AAAAAAAAAH0/J_Zk8hD2MMs/s1600/cakewrecks_bearskin"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2hLK7HWI/AAAAAAAAAH0/J_Zk8hD2MMs/s400/cakewrecks_bearskin" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486007239652875618" border="0" /></a>Semi-nude dude on a bearskin rug? That's pretty fucking PoolBoy.<br /><br />And finally, the icing on the PoolBoy cake (har har)....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2rUkdm-I/AAAAAAAAAIM/j0isEUFRzTU/s1600/cakewrecks_porn"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCI2rUkdm-I/AAAAAAAAAIM/j0isEUFRzTU/s400/cakewrecks_porn" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486007413974604770" border="0" /></a>What's that apostrophe about?<br /><br />Also, I want one of these at the launch party.clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-11946655191310344472010-06-28T23:10:00.000-07:002010-06-28T23:10:54.676-07:00C-String ithey ladies, i bet you thought this post was going to be about music right?<br />
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<span style="font-size: 26px;">WRONG</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span>May I present to you, the newest in insanely unnecessary products:</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 26px;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="https://www.cstringdirect.com/">The CString</a></span></span><br />
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according to the "company" (if you want to call it that):<br />
The CString is a completely new and exciting (!!! <em class="bbc">- my empasis here</em>) innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a <strong class="bbc">sexy new freedom</strong>.<br />
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The CString can be worn under all your favorite clothes:<br />
• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans<br />
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The CString can also be worn alone:<br />
• Swimwear • Lingerie<br />
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That's right fuckers, freedom is sexy. It's also new.<br />
i dont know how they can equate wearing a piece of wire up your butt as "freedom" when <strong class="bbc">you could just not wear underwear</strong> if you are so concerned about panty lines (so emotionally and physically debilitating btw)<br />
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Not wearing underwear to avoid those <strong class="bbc">DISGUSTING</strong> panty lines could save you $25.00+ that you can now spend on blow instead of a C-string.<br />
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They propose wearing it to the beach! I can't wait to wear it to the beach where it will just fall out from between my legs like i just pooped an exciting new innovation in lingerie.<br />
And then i will scream about panty lines (so fucking disgusting!!!!) while i cover my junk and try to re-insert this crazy thing up my butt.<br />
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However, as idiotic as this looks on women, i really can't wait until they come out with the D-String for men:<br />
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In contrast, when you're in class and you lean over to get a peak at your crush and notice that he's got a tent pitched in his shorts while your old man professor pontificates on the merits of Milton, that's an awkward boner. Don't get me wrong, Milton rules, but worthy of a classroom boner? I think not.<br /><br />Did you know there's a whole blog dedicated to <a href="http://www.awkwardboners.com/">awkward boners</a>? I didn't but I'm sure as hell glad I do now. They even have a feature where you can vote on if the boner is understandable or awkward!<br /><br />In celebration of the season of swimming and sun, I bring you some photos of awkward summer boners from the <a href="http://www.awkwardboners.com/">awkward boners blog</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwG-OYXpI/AAAAAAAAAHc/EQxxsoChVV0/s1600/awkwardb_2"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwG-OYXpI/AAAAAAAAAHc/EQxxsoChVV0/s400/awkwardb_2" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486000192431349394" border="0" /></a>Beach boners are hard (ha ha!) because there are so many scantily clad ladies around. I can almost understand this wood.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwDDCOl8I/AAAAAAAAAHU/T46SdK50Mx4/s1600/awkwardb_1"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwDDCOl8I/AAAAAAAAAHU/T46SdK50Mx4/s400/awkwardb_1" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486000125003077570" border="0" /></a>Falling asleep after viewing so many bikinis has gotta lead to sweet dreams. As evidenced here.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwKh1H87I/AAAAAAAAAHk/byqZ9VuHivI/s1600/awkwardb_3"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TCIwKh1H87I/AAAAAAAAAHk/byqZ9VuHivI/s400/awkwardb_3" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486000253528699826" border="0" /></a>This kid probably got a boner from seeing his own hot body in the pool mirror. That or he just kicked someone's ass in the 100 breast stoke.<br /><br />(For T-bag)clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-42566626353014272432010-06-17T17:24:00.000-07:002010-06-17T17:30:18.354-07:00Advertise in PoolBoy's First Issue!Hey ladies,<br />Queen Dicktoria here. I rule the peen universe at PoolBoy Magazine and I'm writing to let you know that while we're putting the finishing touches on our very special first print issue of PoolBoy Magazine, we still have some ad space left for you to grab. We love offering low price ads to our friends in local communities and those in the sex industry making products that women love.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hit up our Advertising Director, Jacki Oh, at jackiATpoolboymagazineDOTcom for info on ad rates and deadlines.</span><br /><br />We'll also start offering web advertising on our new website soon to go live next week! We can't wait to take over the world. Won't you join us?<br /><br />Loves and tugs,<br />Queen Dicktoria<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WHeSlkjdbFw/TBq9_-7rpaI/AAAAAAAAAB0/_HGV_PHvSQY/s1600/tumblr_l3i5gzuNk51qb14gvo1_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WHeSlkjdbFw/TBq9_-7rpaI/AAAAAAAAAB0/_HGV_PHvSQY/s320/tumblr_l3i5gzuNk51qb14gvo1_500.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5483904403199731106" border="0" /></a>Queen Dicktoriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00833610780443732419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-87793396156927229232010-06-16T10:30:00.000-07:002010-06-16T10:46:21.545-07:00World Cup WondersThe World Cup is finally underway! We posted about the many hotties involved in this huge worldwide competition back when we blogged about <a href="http://poolboymagazine.blogspot.com/2010/05/hot-ballers.html">Kickette</a>, an amazing British soccer blog, but now that the games have officially begun though I figured we could do another round.<br /><br />Ok, actually, it's because I saw the photos from <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/06/if_you_cant_get_into_the_world.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nymag%2Ffashion+%28The+Cut+-+nymag.com%27s+Fashion+Blog+-+New+York+Magazine%29">Cristiano Ronaldo's (Portugal) new Armani underwear ad</a>. I'll just say it right now, I freakin' love soccer.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/06/20100614_ronaldo2_560x373.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 467px; height: 311px;" src="http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/06/20100614_ronaldo2_560x373.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>!!!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/06/20100614_ronaldo1_250x375.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 375px;" src="http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/2010/06/20100614_ronaldo1_250x375.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I'm not sure about the undies, mostly because it's hard to tear my eyes away from the rest of Ronaldo, but damn. That's really all I got. HOT DAMN.clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-21516678547827120042010-06-14T22:38:00.000-07:002010-06-14T22:38:57.080-07:00Spartacus: Nude Dudes Galore and GoreSo um I've been kinda obsessed with this show <i>Spartacus: Blood and Sand</i> on Starz (which has been putting together some good series lately, <i>Party Down</i> anyone?). It's produced by Sam Raimi of <i>Evil Dead</i> and <i>Spider-Man</i> fame and is loosely based on the story of the ancient Greek slave rebellion leader, Spartacus.<br />
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But that shit is not why i like it.<br />
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Being a cable show means you can get away with mucho and <i>Spartacus</i> does not shy away from anything. There's tons of blood splattering and maiming and killing (with more blood splattering). A scene where a dude has to hold onto his spilled out intestines before being beheaded is par for the course in this show. There's also TONS OF NUDE DUDE SHOTS.<br />
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The character of Spartacus, played by uber-hotz actor/model/engineer (wtf?) Andy Whitfield, is captured as a slave of the Roman empire after he defects from the Roman military. He is sent to die in the arena of Capua by the hands of trained gladiators but he escapes his death sentence and is then showed mercy and sent to live and train as a gladiator at a training compound run by scheming social climber Lentulus Batiatius and his equally devious wife, Lucretia (played most excellently by Lucy Lawless of <i>Xena</i> fame).<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div> So this gladiator training compound is where the totally hot dudes walk around naked, showing some P&A (peen and ass) and oiling themselves up (not joking) after a long day of gladiating or whatever the fuck they do.<br />
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The actors wear next to nothing (and nothing) constantly and their characters are at the whim of the Lucretia who frequently asks them up to the main house to disrobe and pleasure her and her friends. YES THIS IS PART OF THE SHOW.<br />
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Anyways, all the background sob stories of the characters are interesting and the intrigue and scheming of the villains also helps move the story along in between shots of buff naked dudes.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Check it out if for fun drama, hot naked dudes, and graphic blood splattering. </div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/jackalope/2010/06/jacki_o_set_to_publish_mag_fea.php">Check out the Phoenix New Times Feature on PoolBoy Magazine!</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Radness!</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">and FYI ladies, our very special, 1st issue of PoolBoy Magazine is set to be released this August! Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-53491102482637017872010-06-09T10:25:00.000-07:002010-06-09T10:25:00.902-07:00Women's Porn Mag Cockblocked in UKThis is news from last year but <a href="http://www.filamentmagazine.com/">Filament</a>, a women's erotica magazine, was <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/13/women-erotica-sex-objects-magazine">cockblocked</a> by their printer for pictures of erect penises in their second issue. Apparently their first issue, released last year, had three sets of pics of hot lads without dropping their pants. That in itself surprises me.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VLIrGJy94j0/SlJ2E9oSVcI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/H8xDJP4BnqI/s400/FilamentMagazineMcBay2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VLIrGJy94j0/SlJ2E9oSVcI/AAAAAAAAAwQ/H8xDJP4BnqI/s400/FilamentMagazineMcBay2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />On hearing the reader demand for hard cocks, the Filament team included some fine boneage in their second issue only to have their printer refuse, "citing potential objections from 'the women's/religious sectors.'"<br /><br />Uhhh...what? Can you imagine a printer refusing to publish one of the thousands of porn mags for men because "men's/religious sectors" might object?<br /><br />Kristina Lloyd and Mathilde Madden make some good points in the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/13/women-erotica-sex-objects-magazine">Guardian</a> article about the whole debacle, including this gem:<br /><br /><blockquote>While some contend the lack of female-oriented erotica reflects a lack of demand, claiming the free market would prevail if women wanted such material, Filament's experience of cockblocking proves otherwise. Perhaps what's most insidious in this saga is that the market's refusal to admit Filament reinforces an idea of female sexuality which justifies that very refusal. The absence of visual erotica for women on shelves crammed with magazines where women are products for male consumers, reduces female desire to the less-interested counterpart of male desire. The deficit positions women as the providers of sex for perpetually horny dudes. And so, runs the self-fulfilling logic, of course women don't want magazines targeting their desire. Women don't have desire, see? They merely receive it.</blockquote>You might be wondering why I'm blogging about another porn magazine for women on the PoolBoy Magazine blog. Isn't that our competition, you may be wondering? Honestly, I'm just psyched to see there are other women producing porn mags. That's just more variety for ladies. It gets so old having to look at the same porn, and men don't seem to have this problem because there are tons of different mags and movies for them to look at. Women have less than a handful. Plus, how could you not love a magazine whose slogan is "the thinking woman's crumpet?"<br /><br />Luckily the British magazine is now on it's 5th issue, proving that ladies all over the world love man meat.clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-47786706291104604882010-06-08T11:44:00.000-07:002010-06-08T16:29:25.785-07:00Tween Wet DreamsLike many of you, I spent many a night watching <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104990/">Newsies</a> when I was younger. If I was having a sleepover we might rent Newsies AND <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108265/">Swing Kids</a> and spend all night exclaiming over how cute Christian Bale was (and I mean that past tense, he totally became a creepster as he got older).<br /><br />Ok, I admit it, we also spent a lot of time freeze framing and rewinding trying to figure out if there was actually a boner in the scene where the Newsies head to Brooklyn to enroll Spot and his crew in the good fight. Look for the kid climbing out of the water. Total boneage.<br /><br />This Bad Romance Lady Gaga mash up with Seize the Day brings back memories of these more innocent times. It actually works really well. It's like the Lady G was singing just for little Christian Bale.<br /><br /><object width="405" height="400"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1N7H-i7nczY&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="305"></embed></object><br /><br />(Via <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/07/christian-bale-sings-lady_n_603262.html">Huffington Post</a>)<br /><br />Also, I can't help but post the video for "Carrying the Banner" as well. It'll make the 12 year old girl inside you swoon. Singing! Dancing! Boy candy! Pelvic Thrust at 4:00!<br /><br /><object width="405" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GBgzLkauIrs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GBgzLkauIrs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="305"></embed></object>clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-14671602742167637892010-06-02T11:46:00.000-07:002010-06-02T12:32:12.982-07:00Women Like to Watch Porn, Deal with It<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.techdoctorcompany.com/images/photos/happy_woman.gif"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 489px;" src="http://www.techdoctorcompany.com/images/photos/happy_woman.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />In response to a Stop Porn Culture conference held in Boston by the Stop Porn Coalition, a group that claims to be feminist but is actually rooted in fundamentalist Christian organizations (though this fact is hidden on their website and other materials), <a href="http://tinynibbles.com/">Violet Blue</a> created <a href="http://ourpornourselves.org/">Our Porn, Ourselves</a>. The Our Porn, Ourselves mission statement says:<br /><br /><blockquote>We women are tired of people trying to control our sexuality by telling us what we should or shouldn’t like sexually (porn) based on what someone else thinks is best for us. It’s like keeping women in a perpetual state of being children about sex. And women who say they are feminists make it worse by discounting all the women who find porn to be an empowering sex toy. Or if not, to at least give us the benefit of the doubt that we can make that decision for ourselves, thank you very much.</blockquote><br />It's about time there was a counter argument to the anti-porn feminists. I'm not about to tell someone they're not feminist for being against porn, especially if they're exposure to porn is all the violent shit out there. But I'm also not about to judge anyone for what turns them on or tell other women that they shouldn't explore their sexuality to see what exactly does turn them on. There's a great quote by <a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-1916-Sex--Relationships-Examiner%7Ey2010m5d31-Our-Porn-Ourselves-A-feminist-proporn-manifesto-in-response-to-the-feminist-antiporn-movement">Sarah Estrella, from the Sex & Relationship Examiner</a>, that addresses the compatibility of the feminist label and porn:<br /><br /><blockquote>...To that I’d add that feminism and pornography are no longer incompatible, if they ever were, and both are becoming more progressive than you might imagine (witness such phenomena as the recent <a href="http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1916-Sex--Relationships-Examiner%7Ey2010m4d10-Feminist-Porn-Awards-Tristan-Taormino-Shine-Louise-Houston-April-Flores-Jiz-Lee-Madison-Young" target="_blank">5th annual Feminist Pornography Awards</a>). As one set of feminists are returning to the old right wing rallying cries of Andrea Dworkin, another set is increasingly participating in the means and ways of production of adult entertainment, and becoming a significant portion of the audience for pornographic material as consumers. As a result, the old charges that pornography is about a male-centric and sexist objectification of women are falling apart. To be sure, there is still plenty to talk about, plenty to protest, and plenty to change for the better in the adult enterainment industry – particularly around violence against and exploitation of women, to the extent that each still exist – but the argument that feminism is by definition anti-porn just doesn’t hold up anymore. </blockquote><br />That's what PoolBoy Magazine is all about, acknowledging and accepting that women are sexual and enjoy being so. Instead of being sexualized by the media and society, PoolBoy asserts that women should be sexual and address what gets them hot. How are women to enjoy sex if they're not allowed to explore what it is exactly that turns them on? Or just be judged by what gets them going? Perhaps the underlying message of anti-porn groups are that women are not supposed to enjoy sex, or only be the means that they deem acceptable. Sad face.<br /><br />Anyway, porn is cool and people, men or women, telling other women that they shouldn't watch it are just as bad as men making laws about what women can or cannot do with their bodies. Why don't you just let decide for themselves? Or, if you don't like the porn that's out there, make your own!<br /><br />Our Porn, Ourselves is having a video contest with some rad prizes. All you have to do is, "Make a short video that tells us you are pro-porn, and upload the video to your favorite video sharing website. This is where you get to tell us “I’m pro-porn and I vote!” When you’re done, <strong>Tweet the location</strong> (URL) of the video with the <strong>hashtag <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23proporn">#proporn</a></strong>. The <strong>deadline is June 12</strong>, the start of the Stop Porn Culture feminist anti-porn conference." The prizes are listed on <a href="http://ourpornourselves.org/">Our Porn, Ourselves</a> so check them out and get to making your video!clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-85973859061050518672010-06-01T07:34:00.000-07:002010-06-01T10:22:11.901-07:00A picture is worth a thousand licks<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aNI5MLGyb4iaducwLBWVNHLz_500.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 445px; height: 276px;" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aNI5MLGyb4iaducwLBWVNHLz_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/earth_girls_are_easy.jpg"><br /></a>If you've ever seen <span style="font-style: italic;">The Pillow Book</span>, you've shared the fantasy of painting up and down some hot dude's body. Or even having some sexy artist type guy painting up and down yours. The paintbrush tickling up your skin, the curious designs directing your lover to your lady bits and then watching those designs smear on the bedsheets when you can't take the teasing anymore. HOT.<br /><br />There's a plethora of companies who understand this need to get down and dirty with a creative flair. Every sex shop I've visited has a weighty section of colored oils, paint pens filled with lickable goo, and even finger pots with black light bulbs in case you feel the need to re-enact that steamy scene in <span style="font-style: italic;">Earth Girls are Easy</span>.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51evpUZUDoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51evpUZUDoL._SL500_AA300_.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>On a recent excursion to Fascinations, I picked up this: Lovin' Body Paints. Reasonably priced at $10, it boasted 4 flavors (Cherry, Blueberry, Lime and Lemon) and a paintbrush.<br /><br />After some steamy sexting to my gentleman friend, I headed to his place and threw the kit into the fridge to let it cool down. This isn't necessary, as the paints are displayed out on a regular shelf, but I figured it would add to the sensations. As things heated up between us, I snagged the kit out of the fridge, and asked my bearded hottie if he was up for a little art school.<br /><br />The paintbrush is so small, I wondered if I had bought the paint kit for midgets. It's awkward, and the cheap, stiff plastic bristles aren't exactly tantalizing and don't lend to the experience. In fact, they kind of scrape against your more tender bits. We ended up using our fingers instead.<br /><br />We started with the cherry tub. It's texture is like pudding, and they really fill the little container, so be careful when you open it or you could get a lap full of paint. Which may or may not be a good thing depending on how lick happy your mate is. The color is very bright, but you have to put it on thick if you want to see it. It's not very sticky, and clean up is a breeze!<br /><br />I only put two dots on a tender part of his skin, but that was more than enough to taste the flavor. And it was awful. It tasted just like cheap cough syrup. Unfortunately, that alone was enough for us to ditch art class and grab some honey we had just picked up at the Farmer's Market. That went a lot better, though it's very sticky (which is fun when it dries just a little and every part of you that touches bonds together) and a little harder to clean up. I definitely recommend putting down a sheet that you can throw into the washer when you're done, and look forward to some extended shower time.<br /><br />We'll probably try the other flavors later when we're drunk and feeling silly, but other than that, I would not recommend buying this product. In fact, you can find recipes on how to make your own, which I may do next time Ewan and I are looking to add a little color to our bedroom routine.Ophelia Bachshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13419105599279449186noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-6627120837200354932010-05-31T15:16:00.000-07:002010-05-31T15:16:46.040-07:00Aeric Meredith-Goujon PhotographyCheck out the erotic photography section of Aeric Meredith-Goujon's website. There's some BSDM, some female ejaculation, and some masturbation series. But I found his couple's pictures super hot.<br />
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Blamo! My undies are instantly wet. Srsly. It's pretty much the reason I work at a bookstore. Yes, I love books and I love to talk about them but really I love to flirt with hot dudes who ask me for recommendations or just ogle them while they flip through <span style="font-style: italic;">The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao.</span> Whoa is right.<br /><br />So when my friend sent me a link to <a href="http://hotguysreadingbooks.tumblr.com/">Hot Guys Reading Books</a> I almost fell out of my chair. And then I spent a long, long time looking through it. There's a little sampling below to wet your whistle.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACnzMHDr6I/AAAAAAAAAGs/67WXLFRfu5E/s1600/HGRB_1"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 343px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACnzMHDr6I/AAAAAAAAAGs/67WXLFRfu5E/s400/HGRB_1" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561644748517282" border="0" /></a>I don't even care what the book is. Hello!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn5rYZh7I/AAAAAAAAAG8/qFn9RPYtpwc/s1600/HGRB_3"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn5rYZh7I/AAAAAAAAAG8/qFn9RPYtpwc/s400/HGRB_3" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561756221966258" border="0" /></a>Obviously European, no? Wish I could tell what he was reading.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn9w_YnZI/AAAAAAAAAHE/uTu6EoBbYNQ/s1600/HGRB_4"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn9w_YnZI/AAAAAAAAAHE/uTu6EoBbYNQ/s400/HGRB_4" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561826447138194" border="0" /></a><br />That's a saucy little smirk, my friend. I like.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACnqpSC_jI/AAAAAAAAAGk/hEZ73xmleQE/s1600/HGRB_loafers"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACnqpSC_jI/AAAAAAAAAGk/hEZ73xmleQE/s320/HGRB_loafers" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561497960414770" border="0" /></a>Loafers! Would totally approach this dude and strike up a convo about whatever he's reading. Hope it's not <span style="font-style: italic;">Eat, Pray, Love</span>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACoCuzsZjI/AAAAAAAAAHM/R5QxYuqJ7NY/s1600/HGRB_5"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 262px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACoCuzsZjI/AAAAAAAAAHM/R5QxYuqJ7NY/s400/HGRB_5" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561911760578098" border="0" /></a><a href="http://hotguysreadingbooks.tumblr.com/">HGRB</a> says he was reading a Harry Potter book. Get in my pants!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn2Tap_nI/AAAAAAAAAG0/OI6ZkHbCvqY/s1600/HGRB_2"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yIq6mBnXS3Q/TACn2Tap_nI/AAAAAAAAAG0/OI6ZkHbCvqY/s400/HGRB_2" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476561698249375346" border="0" /></a>Heinlein, nice. You can be a stranger in my strange land any day.<br /><br /><br />Check out the blog and send in pics of your boyfriend reading so I can fantasize about him too.clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-61520801713942869132010-05-27T00:06:00.000-07:002010-05-27T00:06:37.276-07:00Naked Men, Happy Women<a href="http://nakedmenhappywomen.wordpress.com/">gah! i dont even have to do a write up on this blog, Naked Men, Happy Women</a><br />
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just look at these and then go there.<br />
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they even have a naked man of the week post<br />
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gah!<br />
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Hells yeah! Fey, 40, is the youngest comedian to be honored and just the third woman (after Lily Tomlin and Whoopie Goldberg). Fey released a statement saying she's psyched and that Betty White must have been "disqualified for steroid use."<br /><br />Fey has been a PoolBoy favorite since her days writing (first woman head writer, what what!) and performing on SNL. Plus, who doesn't love a lady who came up in Chicago's Second City improv group (yay Illinois!)? Fey's work on NBC's 30 Rock, which is probably the funniest show on TV right now, has provided our generation with a shit ton of hilarious one liners like, "I'm Lizzing!," "ROBOT PENIS," "never go with a hippie to a second location," and "didn’t you tell me to live every week like it’s Shark Week? And that nothing’s impossible except dinosaurs?" among many, many others, which can be heard constantly in homes and retail establishments across the country. She's fucking funny.<br /><br />I've included one of my favorite SNL Weekend Update clips below, the notorious "Bitch is the New Black." Jump to 1:29.<br /><br /><object align="middle" height="283" width="384"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="movie" value="http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&clipID=221773&showID=61"><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"><param name="quality" value="high"><embed src="http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&clipID=221773&showID=61" quality="high" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" align="middle" height="283" width="384"></embed></object><br /><br />Now, however you feel about Hilary Clinton, Fey's humor in this clip is witty and to the point: we had a serious female candidate for President and the media was sexist as shit while trying to discredit her. Call her a bitch? Yeah, she IS a bitch, and so are many strong women who have to speak their minds to a society rife with sexism. Clinton didn't get the nomination and Obama is now our President, but Clinton made miles and miles of new road on America's way to it's first female President, just as Tina Fey has for feminism (she dares to use the word on TV!) and women in comedy.<br /><br />Congrats, Liz Lemon, you deserve the hell out of this award.<br /><br />(<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-05-25-fey-mark-twain-prize_N.htm?csp=34life&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+usatoday-LifeTopStories+%28Life+-+Top+Stories%29">USA Today</a> / NBC)clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-50422985097940287422010-05-24T14:43:00.000-07:002010-05-24T14:43:22.329-07:00just put your lips together and blow<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryxibTYRI/AAAAAAAAALU/RdPhwQG9Itg/s1600/tumblr_l2wvq3PBlu1qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryxibTYRI/AAAAAAAAALU/RdPhwQG9Itg/s320/tumblr_l2wvq3PBlu1qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" /></a><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryutl52JI/AAAAAAAAALM/kG6Wy8Wius4/s1600/tumblr_l2v3fsaDG71qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryutl52JI/AAAAAAAAALM/kG6Wy8Wius4/s320/tumblr_l2v3fsaDG71qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" /></a><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryrl8TjeI/AAAAAAAAALE/tOV3Tc-GbjA/s1600/tumblr_l2tyikEcgo1qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_ryrl8TjeI/AAAAAAAAALE/tOV3Tc-GbjA/s320/tumblr_l2tyikEcgo1qc3d6ho1_500.jpg" /></a></div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-47373137441571105582010-05-21T15:13:00.000-07:002010-05-21T15:13:39.501-07:00HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://carnalnation.com/content/52407/10/anti-birth-control-pharmacy-prescription-failure">Anti-Birth control pharmacy closes doors due to lack of funds </a></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/flr_102.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="178" src="http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/flr_102.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-21956056122190187902010-05-20T09:46:00.000-07:002010-05-20T10:19:06.380-07:00Saudi Woman Fights Back...Literally<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/108-0331072849-saudiwoman.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 251px;" src="http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/108-0331072849-saudiwoman.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />When a 20-something Saudi woman walking in an amusement park with an unnamed male was stopped by a Virtue cop (a Saudi religious policeman) and questioned about her and her companion's identities, her friend passed out. The policeman was on the look out for illegal socializing as woman and men who are not married or related are not allowed to mix in public. When her companion hit the ground, the Saudi woman beat the crap out of the cop, hitting him so badly he had to go to the hospital.<br /><br />As <a href="http://jezebel.com/5542559/saudi-woman-beats-up-virtue-cop">Jezebel</a> reports, "While we don't usually condone violence, her actions are pretty remarkable - even kind of awesome." It's pretty great that when her male companion dropped out of the conversation (literally), the young woman stood up to the virtue cop on her own. Speaking out against harassment by the religious police is probably a safer route then kicking ass, but I can't say a shiver of pleasure didn't run throughout my body when I read the headline of this story.<br /><br />The incident marks a real change in women's rights in Saudi Arabia. According to <span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_article_control_lblArticleBody">Wajiha Al-Huwaidar, a Saudi women’s rights activist quoted by The Media Line, "</span><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_article_control_lblArticleBody">To see resistance from a woman means a lot. People are fed up with these religious police, and now they have to pay the price for the humiliation they put people through for years and years. This is just the beginning and there will be more resistance.”</span><br /><br /><span id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_article_control_lblArticleBody">"Saudi law does not permit women to be in public spaces without a male guardian. Women are not allowed to drive, inherit, divorce or gain custody of children, and cannot socialize with unrelated men," according to the</span> <a href="http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=175779">The Jerusalem Post</a>. If charged, the unnamed woman could receive a lengthy prison sentence or even lashings. I'm pretty surprised that there's a question about if the woman will be charged or not, but also excited that public opinion seems to be on her side.<br /><br />Nadya Khalife, the Middle East women's rights researcher for the Human Rights Watch, explains:<br /><blockquote>"There is clearly a shifting mentality regarding to the male guardianship law and similar issues. More women are speaking out, there are changes within the government, there is a mixed university, the king was photographed with women, they want to allow women to work in the courts and there are changes within the justice ministry. So you can witness some kind of change unfolding but it's not quite clear what's happening and it's not something that's going to happen overnight."</blockquote>Don't be lulled into a sense of security just because you can't see a woman's face, she might still beat the crap out of you!clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-90299522819378536492010-05-18T11:24:00.000-07:002010-05-18T11:43:19.006-07:00Happy 50th Birthday to The Pill!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.pinkcakebox.com/images/cake195.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 368px; height: 413px;" src="http://www.pinkcakebox.com/images/cake195.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I'm a little late on this, but this past May 9th marked the 50th anniversary of the FDA approval of the birth control pill. <a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1983712-1,00.html">TIME did a nice little write up</a> covering the history of the pill, from early forms of birth control (paste made from crocodile dung as a vaginal insert, anyone?), the conception of the idea of a magic little pill (thanks Margaret Sanger!), to creation of the pill, getting FDA approval, and the role the pill on women's liberation and the sexual revolution. This is a must read for women who take or have taken the pill, and really any woman that wants to know about the history of birth control and feminism, because they are so very intertwined.<br /><br />For more info on birth control check out the first issue of PoolBoy Magazine (hitting the streets in August!) which includes a guide to "Rethinking your Birth Control." Stay tuned for pre-order opportunities!<br /><br />Here's my favorite quote from the TIME article:<br /><blockquote>Some of the women who were on the family-planning front lines 50 years ago get a little impatient when they hear young women talking ungratefully about the freedoms they take for granted. But Steinem, for one, takes the longer view. "I don't walk around saying, 'Thank you for the vote,' " she says of a battle even longer past. "I might add, as Susan B. Anthony said, Our job is not to make young women grateful. It's to make them ungrateful so they keep going. Gratitude never radicalized anybody."</blockquote>There's no time like the present to get radical.clitical sasshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03297889541733741449noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-42159612972251234602010-05-17T17:25:00.001-07:002010-05-17T17:26:41.771-07:00Paul Rudd needs to impregnate me asap<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ex8wQwPa1qztk8oo1_400.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 500px;" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2ex8wQwPa1qztk8oo1_400.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a>Doris Millerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13870915263448596946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-59575610920201722692010-05-17T14:16:00.000-07:002010-05-17T14:16:56.799-07:00David Williams: The Wolfman Cum-ethSo the other night, I gathered with Clitical Sass and some chips and we watched GODS OF FOOTBALL (all caps = so epic)<br />
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which is a documentary on the making of an almost nude calendar featuring Australia's hottest rugby players. The proceeds from the calendar go to breast cancer research which is so "awww".<br />
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The flick is whatevs but does show lots of hot dude skin. No peen unfortunately, just a strategically placed cum rag or rugby ball. <i>Sad face</i>. Most of the dudes were hotz but there were some who were very "i will rape you in the club"-looking. AKA this hombre:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.queersighted.com/media/2009/06/gods_blog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.queersighted.com/media/2009/06/gods_blog.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">All the of dudes kinda looked the same, super muscular, no necks, <a href="http://www.dbagtags.com/">dbag-tag </a>tatts, etc, except for one: </div><div style="text-align: center;">David Williams.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S_GuTmiic7I/AAAAAAAAAK8/i5DkGXv732g/s1600/DavidWilliams-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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We had already unknowingly posted a photo of him from the calendar on our <a href="http://poolboymagazine.blogspot.com/2009/11/hot-athletes.html">Hot Athletes </a>post, but we didnt know it was him, because he was, how do you say, <i>sans the beard</i>.<br />
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I love the beard though! He looks like a super hot hipster or a logger. Like he plays drums in Fleet Foxes and fucks like a champion.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Apparently he dyed the beard pink for some creepy reason! He is crazy ya'll! And hot.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/06/19/davidwilliams_wideweb__470x336,0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="228" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2009/06/19/davidwilliams_wideweb__470x336,0.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><i><b>Enjoy (with and without el beardo)</b></i></div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/RLWC+2008+Final+Australia+v+New+Zealand+1jqCx88Ix2Nl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/RLWC+2008+Final+Australia+v+New+Zealand+1jqCx88Ix2Nl.jpg" width="192" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i wanna put my face between those legs</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pRMredUSLwE/SZgFMtYYiRI/AAAAAAAACpo/9n260E3214Q/s1600/BrettStewartDavidWilliams-Shirtless-1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pRMredUSLwE/SZgFMtYYiRI/AAAAAAAACpo/9n260E3214Q/s320/BrettStewartDavidWilliams-Shirtless-1.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i dont know what is going here in this picture but i support it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://nonicoclolasos.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/david_williams.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://nonicoclolasos.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/david_williams.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i will also support this</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>with my mouth</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/07/07/1225746/652836-david-williams.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="244" src="http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/07/07/1225746/652836-david-williams.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mysticmedusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/php598BvNPM.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.mysticmedusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/php598BvNPM.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">he plays for a rugby team called "Manly"</div><div style="text-align: center;">how appropriate...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6315031,00.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="210" src="http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6315031,00.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i have never wanted to be an old man doctor until this moment</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">boner jamz town 2010</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3427020627299061154.post-34053318071625573092010-05-12T11:33:00.000-07:002010-05-12T11:39:53.864-07:00Mexi-Love: 10 Great Things to Love About Mexico<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/24/us/politics/24immig.html">There's been a lot of national talk about this new law in Arizona</a> that pretty much allows for racial profiling in order to "catch" people who are in our country through undocumented means. And even though the media loves to latch onto the haters who support this bill, I believe the majority of Arizonaians (?) don't support the bill. It seems everyone wants to talk about it and how it will impact our daily life.<br />
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I'm not saying that no one here supports the bill because yes, there are many fuckheads who do, but that little white lie about "70% of the state supports SB1070" is a bunch of bullshit. Wanna know where they got that number? A Rasmussen poll. <a href="http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections2/election_2010/election_2010_senate_elections/arizona/toplines/toplines_arizona_immigration_law_april_14_2010">A Rasmussen landline phone poll of 500 Arizona citizens.</a> A Rasmussen poll that showed that 70% of the 500 citizens polled through their landline phone support the bill. Who the fuck has a landline phone these days? Old racists.<br />
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There are around <a href="http://az.gov/education_history.html">6 MILLION</a> documented people living in the state of Arizona. 500 people (of whom only 70% agree) do not represent six million. 70% of 500 is 350 people. 350 people in support of the bill out of 6 million is less than 1%. <b>Less than 1% of the state's population are in support of the bill according to the Rasmussen poll.</b> Perhaps the percent in support is higher but we won't know until a better survey has been performed. So don't believe the hype. That's like a dude saying his cock is 8 inches of love and in truth, he's only 1% not lying. More cock, less talk. Math is power.<br />
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Anyways this issue is more complicated than a 1% Rasmussen poll. Arizona is (was?) a great place to live. The landscape is beautiful, the culture is an amazing mix of hispanic, white, black, and native people's foods, traditions, history and art, and the people are friendly. Yeah that's positive glossing over some of our negative aspects (the kokopelli, rampant racism, poverty, environmental destruction, Mormons, and, at least in Phoenix, historical and architectural apathy) but every state has shit they have to deal with. Arizona directly benefits from Mexican and Latin American immigration (legal or illegal) on many, many levels and as a citizen of this great state, I hate to see our laws (which we did not vote on) treat our southern sisters and brothers as less than human.<br />
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So, as a tribute to the importance of the great cultural exchange that is happening in Arizona and across the United States, PoolBoy brings you:<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black;"></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black;">1. The Birth Control Pill </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black;">Yeah i know you thought i was gonna post a pic of Diego Luna (that's next, so hotz) but did ya'll know that the chemicals used in the birth control pill were invented in Mexico? That little pill that keeps you riding high originated in 1951 in Mexico City. </span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/need-to-know/files/2010/04/pill-Carl-Djerassi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/need-to-know/files/2010/04/pill-Carl-Djerassi.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Mexican chemists, <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wnet/need-to-know/health/a-conversation-with-carl-djerassi/115/">Carl Djerassi</a> (pictured above) Luis Miramontes and George Rosenkranz of the Mexican chemical company Syntex are the co-inventors of progestin, the hormonal chemical used oral contraceptives.<b><span style="color: black;"></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="color: black;"> </span></b> In the words of <i>The Economist</i>, the pill "was arguably the first lifestyle drug to control a normal bodily function - fertility - rather than a dread disorder. It transformed the lives of millions and helped reshape the role of medicine in reproduction."</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not to mention the pill ignited the sexual revolution of the 1960s, is one of the most important milestones of the feminist movement, and is one of the most popular drugs in the world.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br />
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</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>2. Diego Luna</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>ok here we go with the hot hombres (this is<i> PoolBoy</i> afterall!)</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://thenightsupermodelswilldie.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/diego.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://thenightsupermodelswilldie.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/diego.jpg" width="258" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Super hot (and great) in <i>Y tu mamá también</i><i></i>, <i>Milk</i>, <i>Frida</i>, and <i>Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights</i> (you know you watched it). Dude also named his baby Jerónimo! And his production company with super Mexi-hottie (and childhood best friend) Gael Garcia Bernal, is making a documentary on the unsolved murders of over 300 women in the Mexican border down of Ciudad Juarez across from El Paso, Texas. Caliente and conscientious makes for a winning combo in mi pantalones.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>3. Gael García Bernal</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Yeeehaw! You can't make a post on hot Mexican dudes without this chico topping the list</b>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.worleygig.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/gael-garcia-bernal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.worleygig.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/gael-garcia-bernal.jpg" width="256" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> Born in Guadalajara, this dude is muy talented. And like his friend Diego Luna, not only is he a great actor, being the first Mexican actor accepted to London's prestigious Central School of Speech and Drama, but he also spent time teaching the Huichol indigenous tribe in Mexico how to read and took part in demonstrations during the <a href="http://www1.american.edu/TED/ice/chiapas.htm">Chiapas uprising in 1994</a>. Check out <i>Amores Perros</i>, <i>The Science of Sleep</i>, and <i>The Motorcycle Diaries</i> for more of this hot dude.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>4. Comandante Ramona and The </b><b>Zapatista Army of National Liberation (<i>Ejército Zapatista de Liberación Nacional</i>, </b><b>EZLN) </b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>You can't mention the Chiapas uprising without talking about the muy importante and inspirational Zapatista Army of National Liberation.</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S-iOnefHZII/AAAAAAAAAKc/XuCGTVcgHrg/s1600/250px-Comandanta_Ramona_by_bastian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S-iOnefHZII/AAAAAAAAAKc/XuCGTVcgHrg/s320/250px-Comandanta_Ramona_by_bastian.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b> </b> They've been fighting (non-violently) to protect the natural and cultural resources of the southwestern state of Chiapas since the 1990s and have been instrumental at crafting a new political ideology that incorporates Mayan and indigenous theology with anarchist and anti-globalization/anti-neoliberalist thought. Comandante Ramona was one of their head commanders and helped craft their <a href="http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/mexico/ezln/womlaw.html">Women's Revolutionary Law</a> which is feminist as fuck. She sadly passed away in 2006 from cancer. The EZLN has been fighting government corruption and NAFTA policies which have led to extreme poverty for Mexican farmers and indigenous tribes since the early 1990s. You can learn more about their cause at <a href="http://www.ezln.org.mx/">http://www.ezln.org.mx/</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>5. Eduardo Najera</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>I can't help but put up a Mexican Men's NBA basketball player now that Los Suns have swept the dreaded Spurs</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://media.pegasusnews.com/pegasus/img/photos/2010/02/10/Najera_t520.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://media.pegasusnews.com/pegasus/img/photos/2010/02/10/Najera_t520.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dude doesn't have much stats to put up but he did try to take out flopper Manu Ginobli while playing for the Mavericks and any dude that does that gets our vote. Check out those guns! Go Suns!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>6.</b><b> Rafael Márquez</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>i know i know, i can't put up a basketball player and not have a soccer player on the same list. Afterall, soccer (er i mean football) is the national sport of Mexico.</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blaugranas.com/media/galeria/25/9/1/4/5/n_f_c_barcelona_rafa_marquez-45419.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://www.blaugranas.com/media/galeria/25/9/1/4/5/n_f_c_barcelona_rafa_marquez-45419.jpg" width="231" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">This hottie is currently Mexico's numero uno football export. He plays for Barcelona but likes to tease us with potential nip slips on the cover of Rolling Stone. I would play with his balls. Just sayin'</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S-iXoLRhkNI/AAAAAAAAAKk/Mqjx-irU3Ds/s1600/6c2xe2s.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xesnHBpYB6Y/S-iXoLRhkNI/AAAAAAAAAKk/Mqjx-irU3Ds/s320/6c2xe2s.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://poolboymagazine.blogspot.com/2010/05/hot-ballers.html">check out our post on other hot soccer players from around the world.</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>7. Frida Kahlo</b><br />
<b>Ok she's only numero 7 because her work is plastered on every refashioned cigar box and beaded curtain from Puerto Peñasco to Providence but Kahlo's work is truly amazing and her contribution to modern art cannot be disputed.</b><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://fascinatingpeople.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/frida_kahlo_small_0trimmed.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://fascinatingpeople.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/frida_kahlo_small_0trimmed.jpg" /></a></div>Her work can be seen in museums around the world and she inspired a whole new contemporary art movement in Mexico known as <i>Neomexicanismo </i>which<b><i> </i></b>brought artists like Abraham Ángel, Ángel Zárraga, <span style="font-size: small;">and Jesús Helguera to the world. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><br />
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8. Mexican Models</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Male Mexican models all seem to be triple threats. They model (fiercely), act, and sing. And they all are super hotz. Here are some of my favs:</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ws_20yUwkkc/SR7sJp1uXJI/AAAAAAAAA4c/6pXcLUMFOKk/s1600/erick+elias+1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ws_20yUwkkc/SR7sJp1uXJI/AAAAAAAAA4c/6pXcLUMFOKk/s320/erick+elias+1.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Erik Elias</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<b>9. Tequila</b><br />
<b>Hey America, Tequila ain't just for spring break downs (I wanna see some balls!) </b><br />
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<b>10. Musica!</b><br />
<b>ok so i just lumped an entire country's music together since it's the last on our list. I do it dirty like that. </b><br />
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<a href="http://www.nacionalrecords.com/%20">Mexico has got some great music</a>. Mariachi, Cumbia (fuck i love cumbias), Norteño and Bolero are some traditional Mexican musical genres. Check out cool bands like <a href="http://www.myspace.com/nortec">Nortec Collective</a>, <a href="http://www.manuchao.net/">Manu Chao</a>, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/mexicaninstituteofsound">Mexican Institute of Sound</a>, <a href="http://www.pacha.us/">Pacha Massive</a>, and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/chikitaviolentaband">Chikita Violenta</a> for some sweet Mexican sounds<b>.</b><br />
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<b>That's it. That's our list. Sure we could have put burritos, beaches, and piñatas on our list but, here at the PoolBoy Institute, hot dudes, revolutionaries, history, music, art and tequila are more our style.</b><br />
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<b>¡<i>Viva México</i>!</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"></div>Lady of Leisurehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11343326129466974222noreply@blogger.com7