You know when you wake up in the morning feeling frisky and turn over to your man to initiate a love fest and notice that he's already got some morning wood ready for you? That's a surprise blessing boner. In contrast, when you're in class and you lean over to get a peak at your crush and notice that he's got a tent pitched in his shorts while your old man professor pontificates on the merits of Milton, that's an awkward boner. Don't get me wrong, Milton rules, but worthy of a classroom boner? I think not.
Did you know there's a whole blog dedicated to awkward boners? I didn't but I'm sure as hell glad I do now. They even have a feature where you can vote on if the boner is understandable or awkward!
In celebration of the season of swimming and sun, I bring you some photos of awkward summer boners from the awkward boners blog.
Beach boners are hard (ha ha!) because there are so many scantily clad ladies around. I can almost understand this wood.
Falling asleep after viewing so many bikinis has gotta lead to sweet dreams. As evidenced here.
This kid probably got a boner from seeing his own hot body in the pool mirror. That or he just kicked someone's ass in the 100 breast stoke.