Two things I'm unashamedly addicted to today:
1) Pantyliners - Our tried and true pick-up lines guaranteed to remove panties.
Which leads to a lot of wasted work time and a lot Spock related pantyliners:
"I wanna rock Spock."
"Let's Warp 9 to my room."
"I've got an open port that needs a deep docking."
"I'd like some Vulcan in me."
"You can U.S.S. Enterprise... all over my face."
"I'd like to Bone you in medical." (more of a McCoy joke, but IT STILL WORKS)
"You won't fail my Kobayashi Maru."