I know I'm not the only lady out there who's been swooned by "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords.
So you can imagine how excited I was to discover Garfunkel and Oates. A brilliant duo of ladies who really relate to my views in the world:
From Politics:
To social relations:
To Pantyliners*:
FUCK YEAH, LADIES!
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
oh, balls!
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Pro-Choice Rally in Phoenix, June 26th!
Stand up for your rights! Sex is no fun when you don't get to choose.
From Planned Parenthood of Arizona:
Some Arizona legislators have made it their priority to use their office to restrict women’s reproductive choice in our state this legislative session. Thousands of YOUR emails and hundreds of YOUR phone calls have been ignored; now is the time to make sure that they DO hear us! The pro-choice voice in Arizona will be silenced no longer.
Planned Parenthood Arizona will be hosting a Rally for Choice on
Friday, June 26, in Phoenix.
Please join us to show your opposition to SB1206/HB2564, the omnibus anti-choice bill currently being pushed forward at the State Legislature. Join us for invigorating speeches by leaders in the pro-choice community and find out what YOU can do to protect women’s health in Arizona.
Our voices will be silenced no longer! We must show our elected officials that their pro-choice constituents care, are active, that we’re watching their votes on these bills. We believe we should be represented in the Legislature by leaders who stand up for Arizona citizen’s health.
Friday, June 26, 11:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.
Margaret T. Hance Park (1134 N. Central Ave.)
Phoenix, Arizona
It will be HOT out, so please bring plenty of water. Please wear sunscreen; hats and sunglasses are also recommended. Please come wearing a pink shirt; pink Planned Parenthood t-shirts will be available on a first-come, first serve basis. Snacks and water will also be available.
Thank you for your support. See you at the rally!
From Planned Parenthood of Arizona:
Some Arizona legislators have made it their priority to use their office to restrict women’s reproductive choice in our state this legislative session. Thousands of YOUR emails and hundreds of YOUR phone calls have been ignored; now is the time to make sure that they DO hear us! The pro-choice voice in Arizona will be silenced no longer.
Planned Parenthood Arizona will be hosting a Rally for Choice on
Friday, June 26, in Phoenix.
Please join us to show your opposition to SB1206/HB2564, the omnibus anti-choice bill currently being pushed forward at the State Legislature. Join us for invigorating speeches by leaders in the pro-choice community and find out what YOU can do to protect women’s health in Arizona.
Our voices will be silenced no longer! We must show our elected officials that their pro-choice constituents care, are active, that we’re watching their votes on these bills. We believe we should be represented in the Legislature by leaders who stand up for Arizona citizen’s health.
Friday, June 26, 11:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.
Margaret T. Hance Park (1134 N. Central Ave.)
Phoenix, Arizona
It will be HOT out, so please bring plenty of water. Please wear sunscreen; hats and sunglasses are also recommended. Please come wearing a pink shirt; pink Planned Parenthood t-shirts will be available on a first-come, first serve basis. Snacks and water will also be available.
Thank you for your support. See you at the rally!
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Every girl needs a PoolBoy...
It's pretty obvious Britney Spears grew up watching nothing but Cartoon Network and scrambled porn, but much like Zach Braff on Scrubs, Brit is always making out with random hotness in her videos.
I was recently subjected to her newer video where she thoroughly stalks and dominates a tasty example of the male of the species. She turns the "Womanizer" into her own playtoy. It's not about how she feels betrayed (though the lyrics can suggest otherwise). She pushes him. She moves along to the next scene seamlessly being his aggressor. She tosses him around like a disposable cup. HOT.
Even if the tune doesn't interest you, the man meat featured rates high on the PoolBoy scale.
Thank the King James version of Jesus for Britney because if you ever needed a standard for your valentines dedicated to insanity, this girl is the richter scale.
I was recently subjected to her newer video where she thoroughly stalks and dominates a tasty example of the male of the species. She turns the "Womanizer" into her own playtoy. It's not about how she feels betrayed (though the lyrics can suggest otherwise). She pushes him. She moves along to the next scene seamlessly being his aggressor. She tosses him around like a disposable cup. HOT.
Even if the tune doesn't interest you, the man meat featured rates high on the PoolBoy scale.
Thank the King James version of Jesus for Britney because if you ever needed a standard for your valentines dedicated to insanity, this girl is the richter scale.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Hot Native Dudes
One of the many things that makes me love living in the Southwest is access to super hot Native American dudes.
Which makes finding this Native American Men's Calendar such a score! It's put together by Shaunya Manus and features some really fucking hot dudes:
you can purchase the calendar at Viewfinder Productions's website
my birthday is July 29th hint hint........
Which makes finding this Native American Men's Calendar such a score! It's put together by Shaunya Manus and features some really fucking hot dudes:
you can purchase the calendar at Viewfinder Productions's website
my birthday is July 29th hint hint........
Monday, June 15, 2009
Dix in the City
6/2/09 Bikini Lounge, Phoenix
Lessons learned this week:
Having a business meeting for your porn magazine at a dive bar is not the best idea. We had barely covered going over this week's boner jamz when some Dix approached, most likely lured by the genius radiating from our booth. Instantly we began critiquing their pick up lines and suggesting improvements for future unwelcome advances.
Our friend here:
...who said his name was "Scotty Pimpin," told us the top three pick up lines that usually work for him. We now present you with:
DIX in the city PT 1: Scotty Pimpin's top 3 pantyliners
1. I don't use pick up lines.
PoolBoy says: Every dude drops this. You are not clever for trying to get some while saying you're not actually trying to get some.
2. Whut up! (changed per his request from his original, "What's up?")
PoolBoy says: Good move dropping the "s," now you seem like a really cool gangster.
And finally, after learning that we were starting a dick rag for women...
3. I read that the number one fantasy that women have is rape. I'll make your fantasy come true.
PoolBoy says: WTF. NEVER USE THIS AS YOUR PICK UP LINE.
Having a business meeting for your porn magazine at a dive bar is not the best idea. We had barely covered going over this week's boner jamz when some Dix approached, most likely lured by the genius radiating from our booth. Instantly we began critiquing their pick up lines and suggesting improvements for future unwelcome advances.
Our friend here:
...who said his name was "Scotty Pimpin," told us the top three pick up lines that usually work for him. We now present you with:
DIX in the city PT 1: Scotty Pimpin's top 3 pantyliners
1. I don't use pick up lines.
PoolBoy says: Every dude drops this. You are not clever for trying to get some while saying you're not actually trying to get some.
2. Whut up! (changed per his request from his original, "What's up?")
PoolBoy says: Good move dropping the "s," now you seem like a really cool gangster.
And finally, after learning that we were starting a dick rag for women...
3. I read that the number one fantasy that women have is rape. I'll make your fantasy come true.
PoolBoy says: WTF. NEVER USE THIS AS YOUR PICK UP LINE.
Peace out 8-->
The Iranian Presidential Election fallout
The Guardian has some great coverage of what's going on in Iran right now
it's pretty crazy and pretty apparant (from what i've read) that the elections were not legitimately conducted.
Feministing blogger Roja is calling what's going on in Iran right now a "nightmare":
People who have been disenfranchised are protesting in Tehran and other cities. You can see some photos on flickr.
Text messaging services were cut off on the day of election and Ahmadinejad was declared as the victor only a few hours after the election was over. Election statistics were being announce in a very fishy manner with no detail about which cities and provinces were being counted (completely different from how things were done in all other elections in Iran). Campaign headquarters of other candidates were raided and military was present across Tehran.
...Today Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and most websites of other candidates have been blocked, cellphone connections were shut down in Tehran, political figures have been arrested and people have been beaten and bloodied in the streets. Meanwhile foreign reporters have been asked to leave.
shady...
there are some amazing photos of the protests out there though, the flickr link above really shows the aftermath, these are from the Guardian:
it's pretty crazy and pretty apparant (from what i've read) that the elections were not legitimately conducted.
Feministing blogger Roja is calling what's going on in Iran right now a "nightmare":
People who have been disenfranchised are protesting in Tehran and other cities. You can see some photos on flickr.
Text messaging services were cut off on the day of election and Ahmadinejad was declared as the victor only a few hours after the election was over. Election statistics were being announce in a very fishy manner with no detail about which cities and provinces were being counted (completely different from how things were done in all other elections in Iran). Campaign headquarters of other candidates were raided and military was present across Tehran.
...Today Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and most websites of other candidates have been blocked, cellphone connections were shut down in Tehran, political figures have been arrested and people have been beaten and bloodied in the streets. Meanwhile foreign reporters have been asked to leave.
shady...
there are some amazing photos of the protests out there though, the flickr link above really shows the aftermath, these are from the Guardian:
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
FAIL
On a recent poolgirl outing we came across this swarthy gentleman:
Naturally we asked him to drop his panties and let us snap some hot dick pics. He agreed and suggested we all head to an after party where he'd let us discreetly photograph him. We followed him to the after party (which was lame btw) only to have him dodge the photo session by repeatedly trying to feel up Lady of Leisure on the couch:
Let's be honest, who doesn't like a little game of Grabby McGrab Hands now and again?
But dude wouldn't give up the dick! And to add insult to injury, his gross friend, this dude:
called us "bitches" and then couldn't hang when we tried an have a semi-intelligent conversation about re-appropriating language (we even used small words).
And finally, nothing ends a night of failure better than some old fashioned girl hate. One of Sir Boob-A-Lot's female friends called us "floozies" when her boobs went unmolested.
Though we never got to see the dude's dick, we can always behold his swarthy face
Naturally we asked him to drop his panties and let us snap some hot dick pics. He agreed and suggested we all head to an after party where he'd let us discreetly photograph him. We followed him to the after party (which was lame btw) only to have him dodge the photo session by repeatedly trying to feel up Lady of Leisure on the couch:
Let's be honest, who doesn't like a little game of Grabby McGrab Hands now and again?
But dude wouldn't give up the dick! And to add insult to injury, his gross friend, this dude:
called us "bitches" and then couldn't hang when we tried an have a semi-intelligent conversation about re-appropriating language (we even used small words).And finally, nothing ends a night of failure better than some old fashioned girl hate. One of Sir Boob-A-Lot's female friends called us "floozies" when her boobs went unmolested.
Though we never got to see the dude's dick, we can always behold his swarthy face
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