Monday, May 17, 2010
David Williams: The Wolfman Cum-eth
So the other night, I gathered with Clitical Sass and some chips and we watched GODS OF FOOTBALL (all caps = so epic)
which is a documentary on the making of an almost nude calendar featuring Australia's hottest rugby players. The proceeds from the calendar go to breast cancer research which is so "awww".
The flick is whatevs but does show lots of hot dude skin. No peen unfortunately, just a strategically placed cum rag or rugby ball. Sad face. Most of the dudes were hotz but there were some who were very "i will rape you in the club"-looking. AKA this hombre:
We had already unknowingly posted a photo of him from the calendar on our Hot Athletes post, but we didnt know it was him, because he was, how do you say, sans the beard.
I love the beard though! He looks like a super hot hipster or a logger. Like he plays drums in Fleet Foxes and fucks like a champion.
which is a documentary on the making of an almost nude calendar featuring Australia's hottest rugby players. The proceeds from the calendar go to breast cancer research which is so "awww".
The flick is whatevs but does show lots of hot dude skin. No peen unfortunately, just a strategically placed cum rag or rugby ball. Sad face. Most of the dudes were hotz but there were some who were very "i will rape you in the club"-looking. AKA this hombre:
All the of dudes kinda looked the same, super muscular, no necks, dbag-tag tatts, etc, except for one:
David Williams.
We had already unknowingly posted a photo of him from the calendar on our Hot Athletes post, but we didnt know it was him, because he was, how do you say, sans the beard.
I love the beard though! He looks like a super hot hipster or a logger. Like he plays drums in Fleet Foxes and fucks like a champion.
Apparently he dyed the beard pink for some creepy reason! He is crazy ya'll! And hot.
Enjoy (with and without el beardo)
cum rags!
i wanna put my face between those legs
i dont know what is going here in this picture but i support it.
i will also support this
with my mouth
he plays for a rugby team called "Manly"
how appropriate...
i have never wanted to be an old man doctor until this moment
boner jamz town 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Mexi-Love: 10 Great Things to Love About Mexico
There's been a lot of national talk about this new law in Arizona that pretty much allows for racial profiling in order to "catch" people who are in our country through undocumented means. And even though the media loves to latch onto the haters who support this bill, I believe the majority of Arizonaians (?) don't support the bill. It seems everyone wants to talk about it and how it will impact our daily life.
I'm not saying that no one here supports the bill because yes, there are many fuckheads who do, but that little white lie about "70% of the state supports SB1070" is a bunch of bullshit. Wanna know where they got that number? A Rasmussen poll. A Rasmussen landline phone poll of 500 Arizona citizens. A Rasmussen poll that showed that 70% of the 500 citizens polled through their landline phone support the bill. Who the fuck has a landline phone these days? Old racists.
There are around 6 MILLION documented people living in the state of Arizona. 500 people (of whom only 70% agree) do not represent six million. 70% of 500 is 350 people. 350 people in support of the bill out of 6 million is less than 1%. Less than 1% of the state's population are in support of the bill according to the Rasmussen poll. Perhaps the percent in support is higher but we won't know until a better survey has been performed. So don't believe the hype. That's like a dude saying his cock is 8 inches of love and in truth, he's only 1% not lying. More cock, less talk. Math is power.
Anyways this issue is more complicated than a 1% Rasmussen poll. Arizona is (was?) a great place to live. The landscape is beautiful, the culture is an amazing mix of hispanic, white, black, and native people's foods, traditions, history and art, and the people are friendly. Yeah that's positive glossing over some of our negative aspects (the kokopelli, rampant racism, poverty, environmental destruction, Mormons, and, at least in Phoenix, historical and architectural apathy) but every state has shit they have to deal with. Arizona directly benefits from Mexican and Latin American immigration (legal or illegal) on many, many levels and as a citizen of this great state, I hate to see our laws (which we did not vote on) treat our southern sisters and brothers as less than human.
So, as a tribute to the importance of the great cultural exchange that is happening in Arizona and across the United States, PoolBoy brings you:
I'm not saying that no one here supports the bill because yes, there are many fuckheads who do, but that little white lie about "70% of the state supports SB1070" is a bunch of bullshit. Wanna know where they got that number? A Rasmussen poll. A Rasmussen landline phone poll of 500 Arizona citizens. A Rasmussen poll that showed that 70% of the 500 citizens polled through their landline phone support the bill. Who the fuck has a landline phone these days? Old racists.
There are around 6 MILLION documented people living in the state of Arizona. 500 people (of whom only 70% agree) do not represent six million. 70% of 500 is 350 people. 350 people in support of the bill out of 6 million is less than 1%. Less than 1% of the state's population are in support of the bill according to the Rasmussen poll. Perhaps the percent in support is higher but we won't know until a better survey has been performed. So don't believe the hype. That's like a dude saying his cock is 8 inches of love and in truth, he's only 1% not lying. More cock, less talk. Math is power.
Anyways this issue is more complicated than a 1% Rasmussen poll. Arizona is (was?) a great place to live. The landscape is beautiful, the culture is an amazing mix of hispanic, white, black, and native people's foods, traditions, history and art, and the people are friendly. Yeah that's positive glossing over some of our negative aspects (the kokopelli, rampant racism, poverty, environmental destruction, Mormons, and, at least in Phoenix, historical and architectural apathy) but every state has shit they have to deal with. Arizona directly benefits from Mexican and Latin American immigration (legal or illegal) on many, many levels and as a citizen of this great state, I hate to see our laws (which we did not vote on) treat our southern sisters and brothers as less than human.
So, as a tribute to the importance of the great cultural exchange that is happening in Arizona and across the United States, PoolBoy brings you:
MEXI-CAN CAN CAN:
10 GREAT THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT MEXICO
1. The Birth Control Pill
Yeah i know you thought i was gonna post a pic of Diego Luna (that's next, so hotz) but did ya'll know that the chemicals used in the birth control pill were invented in Mexico? That little pill that keeps you riding high originated in 1951 in Mexico City.
Mexican chemists, Carl Djerassi (pictured above) Luis Miramontes and George Rosenkranz of the Mexican chemical company Syntex are the co-inventors of progestin, the hormonal chemical used oral contraceptives.
In the words of The Economist, the pill "was arguably the first lifestyle drug to control a normal bodily function - fertility - rather than a dread disorder. It transformed the lives of millions and helped reshape the role of medicine in reproduction."
Not to mention the pill ignited the sexual revolution of the 1960s, is one of the most important milestones of the feminist movement, and is one of the most popular drugs in the world.
2. Diego Luna
ok here we go with the hot hombres (this is PoolBoy afterall!)
Super hot (and great) in Y tu mamá también, Milk, Frida, and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights (you know you watched it). Dude also named his baby Jerónimo! And his production company with super Mexi-hottie (and childhood best friend) Gael Garcia Bernal, is making a documentary on the unsolved murders of over 300 women in the Mexican border down of Ciudad Juarez across from El Paso, Texas. Caliente and conscientious makes for a winning combo in mi pantalones.
what's next? read the rest of our list after the jump
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Hot Ballers
Remember that PoolBoy post about what sport has the hottest players? Well Kickette, a blog about hot footballers (soccer players for us yanks), may just have won the argument. Did I mention soccer is great because the players are constantly pulling their shirts over their heads or just striping them completely off? I could spend all day looking at this site but, so you don't have to, I've compiled some of my fave picks from their 2010 Kickette Hot Hall of Fame and beyond. Get ready to change your panties.
Popularly known as Alex Song, this Cameroonian baller plays for Arsenal.
Yoann Gourcuff, a hot frenchie who plays for Bordeaux, is all the rage at Kickette. Think accent.
Hottie Totti gets it done for Roma.
21 year old Aussie babe Langerak plays goal for Melbourne Victory.
Iker Casillas plays for Real Madrid. Viva Espana.
A personal favorite of mine since watching him play on the World Cup winning Italian national team, Fabio Cannavaro plays for Juventus and likes to feed giraffes.
David Beckham. I know, I know, he's the only international soccer player Americans seem to recognize (and it's not because he played for the LA Galaxy, if you can even call that playing), although we don't seem to care all that much about him. Well guess what? He's still really hot.
Vanity Fair photo shoot for the World Cup countdown. I sure as hell will be watching, will you?
And there's tons more photos of baller hotties on Kickette, plus the Kickette ladies also know what they're talking about when it comes to football. They love the players and the game.
Popularly known as Alex Song, this Cameroonian baller plays for Arsenal.
Yoann Gourcuff, a hot frenchie who plays for Bordeaux, is all the rage at Kickette. Think accent.
Hottie Totti gets it done for Roma.
21 year old Aussie babe Langerak plays goal for Melbourne Victory.
Iker Casillas plays for Real Madrid. Viva Espana.A personal favorite of mine since watching him play on the World Cup winning Italian national team, Fabio Cannavaro plays for Juventus and likes to feed giraffes.David Beckham. I know, I know, he's the only international soccer player Americans seem to recognize (and it's not because he played for the LA Galaxy, if you can even call that playing), although we don't seem to care all that much about him. Well guess what? He's still really hot.Vanity Fair photo shoot for the World Cup countdown. I sure as hell will be watching, will you?And there's tons more photos of baller hotties on Kickette, plus the Kickette ladies also know what they're talking about when it comes to football. They love the players and the game.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Look at these hipsters fucking
ya'll know Look At This Fucking Hipster right? (of course you do. you peruse it at your leisure or with friends making fun of the lil hipsters, getting fashion tips and tattoo no nos, and fapping to the hot dudes. no? just me? fuck you)
ok so well now there's Look At This Hipster Fucking
Ladypants hasn't updated the site since March (booooo) but aside from most of the queer girls and fake ass 3some pics there are some boners.
ok so well now there's Look At This Hipster Fucking
Ladypants hasn't updated the site since March (booooo) but aside from most of the queer girls and fake ass 3some pics there are some boners.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Ginger Love
Why's everybody hatin on gingers? I know the UK has a general problem with ginger discrimination, which is mind blowing, but lately it seems like fire crotches are getting flack in the US as well (see MIA's new video, which is crazy NSFW, really disturbing, and was banned from YouTube. Also, I get that it's commentary on racism/discrimination but I hate to see me some fine redheads get blown up). This mistrust of gingers has a long history. Apparently, in the Middle Ages red hair and green eyes were seen as signs of a witch, werewolf, or vampire. Just try to imagine Edward Cullen as a ginger.
Anyway, to counter all the ginger hate, I present Ginger Love, a collection of fine ginger dudes for all those ladies that love them some red in bed (you know who you are...Gretchen).
Rupert Grint, best known as Ron Weasley, looking like a sweet ginger rockabilly dude. I would ride that wave all the way home.
Robert Redford, classic ginger.
Random ginger sporting an impressive ginger beard. Bravo.
Josh Homme, rock star ginger.
Prince Harry, royal ginger.
Peabo Powell, ginger model. Hello!
Paul Bettany! He brings a smile to the lips of all ginger lovin ladies.
Eric Stoltz, old school ginger. I had the biggest boner for him when I was younger.
Conan O'brien, funny ginger. Srsly, look at those flowing locks!
Christian Suss, Olympian ginger (even if he was playing ping pong...for Da Germans...).
Hipster ginger.
Simon Woods, yowza! Played Mr. Bingley in the Keira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. Didn't see it but maybe I should if the dudes look like Simon here...
Who are your fave gingers to drool over?
Anyway, to counter all the ginger hate, I present Ginger Love, a collection of fine ginger dudes for all those ladies that love them some red in bed (you know who you are...Gretchen).
Rupert Grint, best known as Ron Weasley, looking like a sweet ginger rockabilly dude. I would ride that wave all the way home.
Robert Redford, classic ginger.
Random ginger sporting an impressive ginger beard. Bravo.
Josh Homme, rock star ginger.
Prince Harry, royal ginger.
Peabo Powell, ginger model. Hello!
Paul Bettany! He brings a smile to the lips of all ginger lovin ladies.
Eric Stoltz, old school ginger. I had the biggest boner for him when I was younger.
Conan O'brien, funny ginger. Srsly, look at those flowing locks!
Christian Suss, Olympian ginger (even if he was playing ping pong...for Da Germans...).
Hipster ginger.
Simon Woods, yowza! Played Mr. Bingley in the Keira Knightly version of Pride and Prejudice. Didn't see it but maybe I should if the dudes look like Simon here...
Who are your fave gingers to drool over?
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Punks I'd like to Fuck
Although a lot of the dudes on Punks I'd like to Fuck look like they need a good shower (and for someone to take a razor to those terrible dreds), there are some def hotties....and even one dude I've already banged. Awesome.
Like dirty boys? Find more pics for your spank bank at PILFS.
Like dirty boys? Find more pics for your spank bank at PILFS.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Boobquake 2010!
Better hold onto your hats tomorrow, there might be a Boobquake!
Inspired by an Iranian cleric's comments that scantily clad women can start earthquakes, blogger Jen McCreight (pictured below) jokingly suggested that we test his theory by showing some skin on the same day. And thus the Boobquake began.
On Monday, April 26 women across the country will get out their v-neck shirts, summer skirts, flip flops, or anything that shows some scandalous lady flesh, in hopes of harnessing their lady powers and starting a Boobquake. If aforementioned cleric's theory is correct, not only will the earth be rocked, but men worldwide will spontaneously combust (ok, I sort of made that last part up, but if female skin is so potent as to rock the earth, I figure we can get some heads exploding too).
Will you be involved? I say, let the tremors begin!
Inspired by an Iranian cleric's comments that scantily clad women can start earthquakes, blogger Jen McCreight (pictured below) jokingly suggested that we test his theory by showing some skin on the same day. And thus the Boobquake began.
On Monday, April 26 women across the country will get out their v-neck shirts, summer skirts, flip flops, or anything that shows some scandalous lady flesh, in hopes of harnessing their lady powers and starting a Boobquake. If aforementioned cleric's theory is correct, not only will the earth be rocked, but men worldwide will spontaneously combust (ok, I sort of made that last part up, but if female skin is so potent as to rock the earth, I figure we can get some heads exploding too).
Will you be involved? I say, let the tremors begin!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
This Just In: Women Want More Sex
all i can say is DUH
According to a Pacific Magazines survey that will be published in tomorrow's Men's Health and Women's Health magazines, women want sex nearly as often as men. The research asked nearly 10,000 Australian men and women between the ages of 25 and 45 about their sex and romantic lives.
The results suggest that nearly one-third of women want sex every day in comparison to 40 percent of men. However, only 25 percent have sex weekly and a measly 20 percent have sex just once per month!
In terms of getting in the mood, one third of men and women enjoy a romantic dinner and the many (66 percent of women and 50 percent of men) list dancing as a sexual mood-enhancer. A total of 62 percent of men and 52 percent of women claim that spending a romantic night in is the best way to set the mood for a night of passion.
Sadly, 38 percent of women feel that foreplay is too rushed and 35 percent of men are disappointed by the fact that women do not initiate sex. Over half of all respondents reported that the one thing they really want is to be seduced by a partner. Despite some complaints, participants seemed open to sexual experimentation with two-thirds reporting that they would watch porn or engage in role-play games with a partner.
(reblogged via Carnal Nation)
According to a Pacific Magazines survey that will be published in tomorrow's Men's Health and Women's Health magazines, women want sex nearly as often as men. The research asked nearly 10,000 Australian men and women between the ages of 25 and 45 about their sex and romantic lives.
The results suggest that nearly one-third of women want sex every day in comparison to 40 percent of men. However, only 25 percent have sex weekly and a measly 20 percent have sex just once per month!
In terms of getting in the mood, one third of men and women enjoy a romantic dinner and the many (66 percent of women and 50 percent of men) list dancing as a sexual mood-enhancer. A total of 62 percent of men and 52 percent of women claim that spending a romantic night in is the best way to set the mood for a night of passion.
Sadly, 38 percent of women feel that foreplay is too rushed and 35 percent of men are disappointed by the fact that women do not initiate sex. Over half of all respondents reported that the one thing they really want is to be seduced by a partner. Despite some complaints, participants seemed open to sexual experimentation with two-thirds reporting that they would watch porn or engage in role-play games with a partner.
(reblogged via Carnal Nation)
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