C-String it

hey ladies, i bet you thought this post was going to be about music right?

WRONG

May I present to you, the newest in insanely unnecessary products:
The CString

according to the "company" (if you want to call it that):
The CString is a completely new and exciting (!!! - my empasis here) innovation in lingerie. Say goodbye to panty line and uncomfortable straps. Say hello to a sexy new freedom.

The CString can be worn under all your favorite clothes:
• Dresses • Skirts • Jeans

The CString can also be worn alone:
• Swimwear • Lingerie

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it looks like you are wearing a menstrual pad

That's right fuckers, freedom is sexy. It's also new.
i dont know how they can equate wearing a piece of wire up your butt as "freedom" when you could just not wear underwear if you are so concerned about panty lines (so emotionally and physically debilitating btw)

Not wearing underwear to avoid those DISGUSTING panty lines could save you $25.00+ that you can now spend on blow instead of a C-string.

They propose wearing it to the beach! I can't wait to wear it to the beach where it will just fall out from between my legs like i just pooped an exciting new innovation in lingerie.
And then i will scream about panty lines (so fucking disgusting!!!!) while i cover my junk and try to re-insert this crazy thing up my butt.

However, as idiotic as this looks on women, i really can't wait until they come out with the D-String for men:

Look at these hipsters fucking

ya'll know Look At This Fucking Hipster right? (of course you do. you peruse it at your leisure or with friends making fun of the lil hipsters, getting fashion tips and tattoo no nos, and fapping to the hot dudes. no? just me? fuck you)

ok so well now there's Look At This Hipster Fucking

Ladypants hasn't updated the site since March (booooo) but aside from most of the queer girls and fake ass 3some pics there are some boners.

Dirty Poems Pt. II

My lady Jamie is a poet to be reckoned with. Below is another of her dirty ghazals, entitled:


A Plea from a Rejected Fuck Buddy (m)


I hear what you’re saying, but look down at my penis.

You know how well I can wield this penis.

Our repetitively secret one-night trysts

are like Miracle-Gro to my penis.

Imagine the muscles, the angles, the places you’ve kissed.

They’re nothing compared to where I’ve stuck my penis.

We could welcome a third—I have a list—

as long as there are boobies and no penis.

I’ll go to dinner without hand-holding, if you get the gist.

Just know I’m open to those hands gripping my penis.

You’re busy? But baby, I won’t use my fist

like I did before. I’ll use my penis.

You’re trying to make me jealous. I pretend I haven’t been dissed.

Good luck, I’ve seen him in the bathroom with his baby penis.

I, the Rejected Fuck Buddy, hate it when I’m not missed.

I’ll meet your friends, I’ll go on dates! Come back to my penis.

Happy Monday

Over the weekend my mother asked me why I was so obsessed with "man junk"

Happy Monday.

Hot Dude Photography

Paul Mpagi Sepuya is a cool photographer of some fucking hot dudes

Un Beso Por Un Peso

Would you pay up?

yeah you would

Could you date a dude who didn't call himself feminist?

Linked by feministing, there's an article on the frisky that discusses the question, could you date a man who didn't call himself a feminist?

Personally, it's one thing to be against the term because of the popular branding of feminists as bra burning, hairy legged, man haters, but it's another to not identify with the core meaning, which to me is equality and the end of objectification and oppression. I've had the "do you consider yourself a feminist?" discussion with a couple dudes. If they are willing to talk about it that's a plus. None of them have ever said they don't believe in feminism, but a few have said they aren't into labels or think there should be a different term so they don't think of angry lesbians or whatever negative stereotypes come to mind when guys hear "feminism." I think the whole needing a new word argument is a bunch of crap. Why should we change a word because the anti-feminists have done their best to scare everyone away? If people are open minded they will see that the basis of feminism, aside from all anti-porn/pro-porn etc. arguments, is equality and that is hard to argue against. If a dude I am banging or want to bang does have a problem with that then that's a red flag that's too big for me to overcome. It's doesn't mean I won't hate fuck the dude necessarily, but I certainly won't be calling him back the next day. Hey, sometimes a girl gets horny and ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

That said, feminist boys are the best in bed, I think we can all agree on that.