A couple weeks ago I was lucky enough to attend the Chelsea Handler show at the Dodge Theater in PHX (for free nonetheless!). I've been a fan of Ms. Handler since seeing her TV show Chelsea Lately. The lady is quick. She always gets the last word and usually that word is pretty hilarious. She's got a new book out, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang (and yes, I just linked to GoodReads, fuck that huge online bookseller that pushes indie bookstores out of business), from which much of the material at her live show was based.
A girl after my own heart, Ms. Handler went on a huge spiel about how gross balls are ("I can understand wanting to get fucked but who goes out thinking, 'I can't wait to get my mouth around some balls!'?") and then reenacted discovering "the feeling" at her first sleepover at age 8. How can you not love a woman who learns to masturbate at 8 but thinks she's the only one that knows about this magical power and so has the inside balls to do it at the dinner table?
If you get a chance to see Ms. Handler on the road I highly recommend it. Otherwise just read the book, or her collection of one night stands, My Horizontal Life.
This is a little bittersweet since ole boner jam Scott Brown has actually won Kennedy's Senate seat since I first wrote this post but whatevs. Republican...well, now Senator I guess....Scott Brown is one politician I would have banged back when he posed in this Cosmo nude spread.
Hells to the yeah! That's one Republican caucus I'd like to get my hands on.
Not to get deep after showing such fap material, but if Scott Brown was a woman running for a US Senate seat and this material surfaced, do ya think she'd have anywhere near as good a chance of winning as this dude does/did? I think not.
Lady of Leisure and I have been greedily devouring the second season of New Zealand folk rockers Flight of the Conchords on DVD. I highly recommend purchasing this season so you can watch it while smoking a j or while fapping or just with friends.
Both the Conchords are hotties but it seems that female fans usually favor one of the other. Are you a Bret girl or a Jermaine girl? While I have always been a Bret girl myself (the Lady perfers Jermaine), the second season is starting to make me love Jermaine as well, especially his sugalumps.
Also, too many dicks on the dance floor should never be a problem.
I would do dirty, dirty things to both of these Kiwis.
What’s up these days with celebrities showing us their junk?
No I am not talking about Brittany Spears, we’ve all seen her cooter a million times, I am talking about these so-called celebrity dudes showing some peen on their websites and blogs! Seems like all sorts of famous dudes are posting pics of their dongs on the internetz for us to check out.
First there’s Pete Wentz (I know I know, he’s not really a celebrity but I said “so-called” above remember?) showing some surprisingly nice cock on his blog (which he quickly took down after posting)
Too bad he sticks it in Ashley Simpson (am I right haters!?!?!?!!).Also too bad it belongs to Pete Wentz…..yeah, this dude:
But hey, it’s encouraging to see even if it’s from a barely C-level celebrity*!Keep those pics cumming lil Petey!!
Then there’s Soulja Boy posting this pic on his blog:
You can’t actually see the peen BUT GOD DAMN I WANT TO!
WTF is that in your pants son?!?!?You better be careful with that loaded weapon.Looks like you need a second set of panties to hold that shit in! I love that he’s in his bathroom too.This photo makes me want to buy your album. Did you hear that Soulja Boy? Post more pics of your giant dong and I will buy whatever you want me to buy.
And that better be real. Don't be writing checks your dick can't cash!
And finally there's Jaime Foxx. I know I know, another celebrity cock that you've never had the desire to see...but come on...just check it out:
I am liking this trend a lot. Keep up the good work guys!! Now if we could just see more peen in the movies coming out of Hollywood the world would be a better place.
*This doesn’t mean I want to see all C-Level celebrity peen. I’m talking bout you Corey Feldman. Keep it in your pouch. No one wants to see your shit.
While we were doing research for PoolBoy we decided to check out Playgirl magazine to see what our "competition" was up to. Needless to say, it was more hilarious than sexy. Totally fake poses, nasty waxed peen, beefed up dudes with boners and nowhere to go.
Gross.
I was going to post some of the best pictures we found in the three back issues of Playgirl that we bought at Fascinations (including one gentleman squatting in only a cowboy hat, boots, AND a bandana with his rifle) but I found this awesome site instead:
Worst of Playgirl features an array of actual photos from vintage Playgirls set to some hilarious commentary ("PUSSY TICKLES just looking at this guy's bristly whiskers!")
So go on and get your fill of 70s staches and hairier-than-thou balls.
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