Tween Wet Dreams

Like many of you, I spent many a night watching Newsies when I was younger. If I was having a sleepover we might rent Newsies AND Swing Kids and spend all night exclaiming over how cute Christian Bale was (and I mean that past tense, he totally became a creepster as he got older).

Ok, I admit it, we also spent a lot of time freeze framing and rewinding trying to figure out if there was actually a boner in the scene where the Newsies head to Brooklyn to enroll Spot and his crew in the good fight. Look for the kid climbing out of the water. Total boneage.

This Bad Romance Lady Gaga mash up with Seize the Day brings back memories of these more innocent times. It actually works really well. It's like the Lady G was singing just for little Christian Bale.



(Via Huffington Post)

Also, I can't help but post the video for "Carrying the Banner" as well. It'll make the 12 year old girl inside you swoon. Singing! Dancing! Boy candy! Pelvic Thrust at 4:00!

For You I Keep My Legs Apart

digging this song so hard right now !

My Body's a Zombie For You

"My Body's A Zombie For You"


(I love this video because it's fan made and features Edward Gorey illustrations!)

Allow me to introduce you to hot actor Ryan Gosling's new band Dead Man's Bones. The band features Gosling and co-conspirator Zach Shields along with children's choirs singing macabre love songs. Of all the celebrity bands out there, this one seems to actually be cool. More Jenny Lewis, less Dogstar.

Here's a really cool interview on Pitchfork (I know, I know) with Gosling and bandmate Zach Shields.

The DIY flavor and themes of Dead Man's Bones make for fun fall and Halloween tunes.

oh yah and:

yes.

Sonic Youth and Porn

Did you know that Sonic Youth frontman Thurston Moore has scored the soundtracks for some porn films by NYC photographer (and Vice columnist) Richard Kern?

In 2008, Moore collaborated with long time filmmmaker/photographer Richard Kern and scored his 2008 adult film "Extra Action (And Extra Hardcore)".

Sonic Youth has lent its music to some of Kern's previous films and Kern himself directed the band's videos for "Death Valley 69" and "Scooter and Jinx"

In 2007 Moore did the soundtrack to a DVD that accompanies Kern's photo book Action

And Sonic Youth used a still from Kern's film Submit to Me Now (featuring artist Lydia Lunch) for the cover of their 1986 album EVOL.

Maybe Kim Gordon can do the soundtrack to some PoolBoy videos?

Fuck, I've Been on an Old School Music Kick Lately

The Seeds: Can't Seem to Make You Mine (as danced to by the great Betty Page)



Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs: Little Red Riding Hood



James Brown: It's A Man's World




The Shangri Las: Remember Walking in the Sand



Patsy Cline: She's Got You

Music in Unusual Places

We’ve all been to the club or stadium (Bon Jovi anyone?) to see our favorite bands play and thanks to the internet we can hear and download new music, albums and more from our favorite shizz.

But what about live performances? Sure, it’s nice to be able to watch Grizzly Bear play at the Pitchfork festival on youtube but the sound is usually shit and to be honest, if I wanted to watch a live performance of my fav band I would probably just go to their show (unless it’s a priceless performance like that time P.J. Harvey showed everyone her cooter on stage).

The current trend nowadays seems to be cool bands recording songs in unusual places. Think Daytrotter but in a taxi cab.

Here a list of some websites where you can check out video and audio of some of your favorite bands performing in unusual, intimate places:

Traintracks.org

This is a local Phoenix site featuring videos of musical acts performing on Phoenix’s brand new public transportation system, the Metro Light Rail. Viewers can vote on their favorite performances and each video has a short bio on the musical act . It’s cool to see bands performing on the trains while passengers, unaware of what’s going on, are getting on and off at stops. I also really like how the bands are videotaped sitting next to regular riders. Some of my favorite videos on this site are from Nowhere Man and Whiskey Girl, the Phoenix Downtown Chamber Series, Miniature Tigers, Andrew Jackson Jihad, and Fatigo.

Black Cab Sessions

Features some of the more established bands like Calexico, My Morning Jacket, and The Macabees playing in taxi cabs in the U.K. The taxi cabs are driving around and the bands get one chance to play one song. It’s fun to see how the performers respond to recording in such a unique and trying environment. Some do vocal checks before and during the songs, some mess up and keep going, some use their bodies as percussion instruments. One of my favorite videos on this site is Grizzly Bear’s performance of “All We Ask” from their new album Veckatimest. Their ability to harmonize in a moving vehicle in Shepherds Bush is amazing and they sound great. I’m also digging The New Pornographers, Baby Dee, and Bon Iver’s videos from this site.

Burn to Shine

Not a music website per se but it is a cool music project. Created by filmmaker Christoph Green and ex-Fugazi drummer Brendan Canty, the project involves finding a house that is about to be demolished in a random city, getting a well-known musician to curate a show at that house featuring a variety of bands from the area, and recording the performances via audio and video all in one day. The results are released on a DVD which is sold for under $15 on the website. So far they have released four volumes of the DVD featuring performances from Seattle, Louisville, Portland, Chicago and Washington D.C. Like I said, the bands and curator have a day to put on the show, which can feature up to 14 different musical acts. Their website features some teaser video of the sessions as well as behind the scenes photos and show layouts. Seattle’s the newest edition to the collection and features performances by Minus the Bear, The Long Winters, Kinski, and Jessie Sykes among many more. The video teasers look pretty rad and the recordings sound amazing.

Enjoy!

"If you cum right now you're dead"

This is a video of Avenue D's "Punk Rock Song." These ladies are amazing. Check out their other songs "Do I look like s Slut?," "Orgasmatron," "and "too drunk to fuck" (an ode to whiskey dick). Personally, I am a huge fan of the last song mentioned but I can't find a video anywhere. Sadly, Avenue D are broken up now.

Buy albums and their DVD here: www.avenued.com

We heart Peaches

When I worked at Harvard I used to watch this video constantly with a co-worker. There's nothing better than Peaches, Iggy Pop, AND zombies.