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This Just In: Women Want More Sex

all i can say is DUH

 According to a Pacific Magazines survey that will be published in tomorrow's Men's Health and Women's Health magazines, women want sex nearly as often as men. The research asked nearly 10,000 Australian men and women between the ages of 25 and 45 about their sex and romantic lives.


The results suggest that nearly one-third of women want sex every day in comparison to 40 percent of men. However, only 25 percent have sex weekly and a measly 20 percent have sex just once per month!
In terms of getting in the mood, one third of men and women enjoy a romantic dinner and the many (66 percent of women and 50 percent of men) list dancing as a sexual mood-enhancer.  A total of 62 percent of men and 52 percent of women claim that spending a romantic night in is the best way to set the mood for a night of passion.

Sadly, 38 percent of women feel that foreplay is too rushed and 35 percent of men are disappointed by the fact that women do not initiate sex. Over half of all respondents reported that the one thing they really want is to be seduced by a partner. Despite some complaints, participants seemed open to sexual experimentation with two-thirds reporting that they would watch porn or engage in role-play games with a partner.

(reblogged via Carnal Nation)

Feminist Porn Awards Announces Nominations

The 2010 Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards have announced the details for this years party. Along with the impressive list of guests, the nominations are pretty drool worthy. With categories ranging from Sexiest Straight Film to Hottest Trans Scene/Film to Most Deliciously Diverse Cast there's something for every lady.

Check out the top 10 nominations below. Some of these might have to be reviewed for the next issue of PoolBoy Magazine (perhaps Be My Boy Toy?).

1) 101 Positions for Lovers – Jamye Waxman – Sensual Couples

2) A Man With a Maid: Tales of Victorian Lust – Nica Noelle – Sweet Sinner Video

3) Art of Female Self-Pleasure – Jaiya – New World Sex Education

4) Be My Boy Toy – Anna Span – Easy on the Eye Productions

5) Behind the Red Door – Carlos Batts – HeartCore Films

6) Bordello – Courtney Trouble – Reel Queer Productions

7) Buck Angel’s Ultimate Fucking Club – Buck Angel – Buck Angel Entertainment

8) Cocksucker – Julie Simone – Julie Simone Productions

9) Couch Surfers 2: Trans Men in Action – Brazen Garage Squad –Trannywood Pictures

10) Crash Pad Series 4: Ropeburn – Shine Louise Houston - Blowfish Video

Just Eat It

 

AskMen.com has a pretty good article on how to give oral pleasure to a lady.  If you've come across a guy that needs some tongue tips, I recommend you shove this link in his face and then take him out for a test drive.

hawt sex

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why Do Women Have Sex?

Uhhhh.....yeah. I couldn't resist clicking on a link on Yahoo News that read "Why Do Women Have Sex?"
I was expecting something hilarious and I was not let down. First off Yahoo News ran the story, copied from US News (a bastion of........), which ran the story of a study done in Texas (only in Texas folks...only in Texas), AT A UNIVERSITY mind you, which polled women about why they had sex.

And guess what the researchers said?
women aren't all that different from men.

Doh!
Damn that was probably a couple grand in research grants down the drain.

They found that the number one reason women had sex? They were attracted to their partner and are seeking sexual pleasure. WHAT?!?!??! Impossible!!!!

That's right guys, want more love from your lady? Do some fucking sit ups and give good head.

They also got some hilarious answers like:
Many women said they had sex to bring them closer to God.

That's definitely my reason for sex!
I'm always like "oh god! oh god!"

Read the entire news story here for more laughs at what's going on in Texas

Always a Bridesmaid...Not Really Into Being a Bride

So I went to a best friend’s wedding this past weekend. I was a bridesmaid, something that I’ve never done.

Weddings do a lot to you. They make you eat and drink too much, they make you think about love. They also make you horny. While listening to the Rabbi talk about what love and marriage mean and what makes people want to get married and stay married, all I could think of was how I was going to get into the pants of the groom’s hot cousin with the Jew fro.

After the ceremony, the party began and my attempts at a hook up with Jew-fro cousin were going really well. We hung out during the party, gettin' a little tipsy. I sat by him on the party bus back to the hotel and then we went up to his room and started fooling around. I asked if he had a condom, he said no, I said I had one in my room (cuz im prepared like that, what what) and left to go get it. I got to my room and realized I didn't have my room key on me. So I went downstairs to the front desk, got a key, went back up to my room, and got the condom. But by then I had drunkenly forgotten what room the dude was in. I knocked on a ton of doors trying to find him but alas, no hot dude. I don't even remember if I was on the right floor. I was pretty drunk at that point.

So I gave up and went to bed. That's right ladies, I failed at a hook up because I couldn't remember what room the dude was in.

SAD

The next day in the lobby he was like "what happened last night?" I told him the story and he laughed. Awkwardly, we were on the same flight back to Phoenix (where he connected to L.A.) but thankfully he had a sense of humor (I don't bang - or fail at banging - unfunny people) and we were able to joke about the whole thing.

I am actually kinda bummed I didn't bag him. That's what weddings are for right?
oh wellz...

Every time I attend a friend’s wedding (which is getting more and more often) I just can’t help but fall in love with love and weddings and parties and hot cousins. Weddings are one of the best aphrodisiacs because they put all the right pieces in place for some hot sex: food, alcohol, dancing, happiness, out-of-town relatives, hotels, jacuzzis, and more alcohol.

Except for my FAIL at hooking up with the groom's cousin, I did all the required things a bridesmaid should do at her best friend's wedding:

• During my bridesmaid speech, I embarrassed several of the bride’s ex-boyfriends in attendance at the wedding when I stated that “I’ve never liked any of your boyfriends before this one.”
• I ate too much food and almost couldn’t fit into my bridesmaid dress.
• I offered the “Last chance, are you sure you want to do this? You can jump ship right now” speech to the bride as I helped her get dressed.
• I cried too much when I saw her in her beautiful gown walking down the aisle.
  
• I took too many photos.
• I drank too much champagne.
• I danced awkwardly to rap music.
  

Wedding completed.

And speaking of weddings........this site is hilarious!

I Fapped To...

iWhackedto.com

is a funny website of people's masterbatory material.

I know I've fapped (whacked) it to some pretty ludacris material:

Luke Perry (circa 90210)

The entire cast of American Gladiators from the 90s

Especially Malibu:

David Letterman AND Stone Phillips in some hot threesome action


Lee Harvey Oswald:

Toki Wartooth:

Kevin Spacey

Batman

and anyone who looks like a cowboy:

Is Sex Interesting?

I just finished reading this essay by Wallace Shawn published in the August 2009 issue of Harper's Magazine titled "Is Sex Interesting?"

The 64-year old Shawn makes several good points about the need for talking, writing, and thinking about sex. This paragraph, in particular, specifically stuck out to me as a great example of the importance of sexuality and its discussion in society:

When the sexuality of the terrifying people we call "our leaders" is for some reason revealed, they lose some of their power - sometimes all of it - because we're reminded (and strangely, we need reminding) that they are merely creatures like the ordinary worm or beetle that creeps along at the edge of the pond. Sex really is a nation of its own. Those whose allegiance is given to sex at a certain moment withdraw their loyalty temporarily from other powers. It's a symbol of the possibility that we might all defect for one reason or another from the obedient columns in which we march.

Sex is anarchism!

Sadly you cannot read the full essay on the Harper's Magazine website without being a subscription holder but I did find a reprint of Shawn's piece online at the Guardian.

So what's the verdict to Shawn's title question, Is Sex Interesting?

Yes, yes it is.

Looks Like We're in the Right Place for Porn!

I just saw this article in the Phoenix New Times about porn being made in the valley of the scum. They don't mention PoolBoy (yet!!!) but it does look like we're in the right city for creating some sin.

Risqué Business: the Valley of the Sun May Be the Next Porn Capital of the World

by Niki D'Andrea

Summer Lovin'

So summer is pretty much coming to a wrap with school starting (blerg) and what not. But before we officially close the book on Summer '09, let me give a quick run down of things that I loved this summer:

1) naked dudes in my pool

Summer is all about swimming. My house has a private pool and i have been pretty much living in it since June.
Um...Pools are also a good way to get guys naked four shores. Dudes will drop trou at the mere mention of potential aquatic activities. All I have to say is "Hey dude, wanna swim?" and blamo: Clothes comes off and dicks start swinging in the air!

I've had more naked peen in my pool this summer than I've had in my vag! I don't know if that's good or bad (I'm thinking bad) but it's a fact.

2) Comedian Ron Babcock's fucking hilarious blog on Tumblr

When I am not entertaining dicks in my pool I am escaping the summer heat inside on the comfort of my couch, watching Weeds, smoking out and reading this dude's blog. Check it out.

3) Drugs

Drugs made my favorite bands, drugs ruined my favorite people. But I still love them.
This summer I went out of town on the road with some local Phoenix bands for a show and ended up shrooming and smoking and drinking with a bunch of dude musicians in a hotel room all night. One of the best nights ever. It made me realize how much I love drugs and sausage parties (more meat for the taking!) and when I combine them, only good things happen, despite what my mother tries to tell me.

4) BBQs make me hard.

Everyone that knows me, knows I love food. I might love food more than sex....but I'll have to think about it and it depends on the type of sex. But boy do I love BBQs.

Give me a beer and throw some meat and veggies on an open flame and I will just about grow a dick!

Keep this on the low-down - but dudes who say the don't like to "cook" usually love to "grill" - even thought it's the same fucking thing - so if you got a boner-fide-non-cooking dude that you aren't willing to give up on yet, get him to "grill" for you and sit back and enjoy. Bonus points if he wears nothing but your "Kiss the Cook" apron.

5) Summer Mixes

I got an awesome mix cd for the summer from my friend Ryan, check it out:

St. Vincent - Actor Out of Work
Cage the Elephant - Ain't No Rest for the Wicked
Matt & Kim - Don't Slow Down
Kid Cudi/Crookers - Embrace the Martian
Lily Allen - Fuck You
Sage Francis - Got Up This Morning
Woods - Gypsy Hand
Amanda Blank - I'm A Lady (Santogold/Diplo Remix)
Phoenix - Lisztomania
White Rabbits - Percussion Gun
Dinosaur Jr. - Pieces
The Knux - Playboys
Mos Def - Quiet Dog Bite Hard
Scarlett Johansson & Pete Yorn - Relator
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks
Japandroids - Wet Hair
Wilco - Wilco (the Song)

6) Summer Romances

Whether it be a dick in a pool or a flash in the pants, nothing spells F-U-N better than summer romances. Remember that summer while growing up when you finally got to hang out with that boy that you'd been crushing on all school year? Or when you got that summer job as a waitress and had a quick summer fling with the short order cook who would smoke you up in his car whilst blasting Pantera and make you BLTs when it was slow? Or that time you went to Europe for the summer and met some Italian dudes who put the panini in your crostini?

I loves me some summer romance! It's fun, quick, painless and over and done with right when you need it to be.

So there you have it. My summer '09 list.

What have been your favorite memories of this summer so far?

PoolBoy Magazine Update!

Hey everyone! We thought we'd just give a quick update on what's going on with magazine and our future events.

- We are currently finalizing the first issue's content, our authors are getting their work in and we're going over some final edits and such. We are super excited about this first issue and it is shaping up really well!

- Lady of Leisure is heading to the east coast for the last two weeks of August to take some hot naked dude pics! East coast peen, what what! If you know anyone in Boston or NYC that wants to be in PoolBoy, email us at info@poolboymagazine.com!!!!

- PoolBoy is planning some new fundraising events including a big ole' pool party downtown and a special PoolBoy DJ set at our favorite dive bar - we'll keep you updated on the deets once we have more info to share

- We've taken hot photos of some really really hot dudes and we have more to cum! As mentioned above, our resident Lady of Leisure is headed East to take more peen shots and this coming weekend we've got a scheduled sesh with another hot dude! We can never get enough! Keep em' coming!!

- We've added 2 new contributors to the PoolBoy Blog: Octavia Largebottom and Doris Miller! We love this blog, keep at it.

And finally, we'll never leave you high and dry at PoolBoy, so here's some teaser shots from our first issue:

Wet yet?

Clit Lit

I'm really tired of hearing about "Chick Lit" and seeing pink and turquoise book covers sprinkled with sparkling wedding ring graphics. I make no judgments about the contents of these books as I've never read any myself. I am more into what I like to call "Clit Lit," juicy novels that talk about sex from a woman's point of view, realistically. That is, books that are not obviously written by men or subconsciously teaching women that marriage is the greatest thing we can hope for. Personally, I would rather have some fapping material so I can hope for really great sex. So, in honor of swollen clits everywhere, I introduce the first list of books that will make your panties wet wet wet.

1. The Bride Stripped Bare - Nikki Gemmel

Originally published with an anonymous byline, Gemmel tried to keep her name hidden because this book is DIRTY. Someone found out who the author was a leaked it to the Australian press and now you can find copies with Gemmel's name attached. My friend A found this book in an indie bookstore in New Town, Sydney and locked herself in her dorm room for 2 days to read the thing in one sitting. In the tradition of junior high girls gleefully smuggling dirty books between every 7th grade female, A then passed the book to me and I consumed it in a single sitting as well. The Bride Stripped Bare is about a new wife who finds out something suspicious is happening between her husband and maybe her best friend so she sets off to discover her own sexuality with a hot spanish lover, teaching him how to make love and do all the things she could not do with her husband. The book is dirty. So dirty I feel like I should keep it under my mattress instead of on my bookshelf. I would give it five out of five swollen clits for maintaining an interesting plot while being filthy, if I had a rating system.

2. Anything by Erica Jong

Seriously, this lady loves to talk about sex. Fear of Flying is the book that made her big and forever attached the "zipless fuck" idea with her name. Her first autobiographical "novel" is about an independent young woman deciding if she wants to stay in her marriage or have hot sex with smart older dudes. It's an interesting read but if we're going for more actual hot sex I prefer Any Women's Blues, the story of a successful artist who is in an obsessive relationship with a hot younger dude. The artist tries her best to get over and away from her hot boy toy but the sex is hard to leave. She does find some comfort boning an Italian hottie in Venice but his ice princess wife makes that hard. Lots of sex. Very hot. Jong has other books that I need to read and rate for their boner factors which just means there's more clit lit to come!

3. Delta of Venus - Anais Nin

My first masturbation material, I found Delta of Venus in my parent's bookshelf and hid it by my bed only to be discovered years later when my parents moved. The book is a collection of sexy stories about young hot Europeans sexing each other. I remember having to skip through a lot of the build up to get right to the good stuff. Nin puts a bit more finesse on her writing than a common smut peddler but readers can still tell her stuff is pretty much pornographic. I also have Henry & June, which promises to be very clit-tastic if the movie version if any indication, sitting on my shelf ready to be devoured next.

4. Memoirs of a Beatnik - Diane di Prima

One of the few female beatniks to produce their own artistic output versus being a muse, di Prima hung out with all the big names that young people now worship like Gods. Even better, she fucked a lot of them too. When I first started reading this book I was all, "oooh, this is hot." But as I kept going I realized that was pretty much all it is. Which makes sense when you learn that when di Prima turned in rough drafts she received them back with "MORE SEX" written in big red letters across her words. If you're looking for some insight into female members of the Beat movement, I suggest Joyce Johnson's amazing Minor Characters or perhaps some of di Prima's other stuff like Dinners and Nightmares. However, if you're looking for unadulterated sex sex sex, this if the book for you.

5. Forever - Judy Blume

This is a great book when you're young and new to sex and relationships. Forever is the story of a young girl's first real relationship and sexual experiences. It doesn't shy away from the confusion and pain related with the first time you have sex and fall in love, but it also talks realistically about how it feels to be a young woman experiencing so many firsts. I had heard about this book for a long time before I got around to reading it. My freshman year of college I trekked out to the Boston Public Library, wondered into the young adult section, found this book, found a chair, and sat there for a couple hours reading the novel from front to back. I wish I had read it earlier but I still think all women should read it sometime in their lives. The sex is not super hot but when you think of having sex for the first time with the first person you ever loved, it's pretty good. Buy this book for your little sisters and nieces.



That concludes our first Clit Lit round up. There are always more books to read and reviews to write. Can you think of a book that really gets your juices flowing that isn't a collection of erotica? Recommend it here!

Hot Dude Photography

Paul Mpagi Sepuya is a cool photographer of some fucking hot dudes

Un Beso Por Un Peso

Would you pay up?

yeah you would

Reproductive Radness

While Arizona is probably going to pass the horrific HB2564 bill and further reduce our options for safe, affordable and accurate reproductive healthcare access in this state, it seems as though the federal government is finally moving in the right direction!

Today the U.S. Senate moved on permanently removing the Global Gag Order (which as we all know is a big ole' fuck you to the rest of the world). News Link Here
This is good news. I hope they permanently ban this rule which is totally lame and uber-unethical.

And the House Appropriations Committee (which oversees and approves all fiscal spending and budgets by the federal government - a very powerful and influential committee) just rejected an amendment to the federal appropriations bill for the Fiscal Year 2010 that would have enabled the continuance of a ban on using local funds to help low-income women in Washington, DC access abortion services. This is a good thing. The ban was a hurtful example of punishing U.S. citizens in the name of partisan politics.

And though Governor "Doucheface" Brewer just requested federal funding for AZ's abstinence only programs (i know, i know, it doesn't make sense, why take away reproductive healthcare AND sex education? It's like a catch-22), this morning, the House Appropriations Committee's subcommittee on Labor, Health and Human Services and Education (Labor HHS) eliminated traditional sources of funding for abstinence-only programs by passing the appropriations bill for the Fiscal Year 2010. News Link Here

In addition to pulling the plug on funding for failed abstinence-only sex education programs, the bill eliminates a ban on syringe exchange programs, which have been proven to be a highly effective strategy for preventing HIV.
The bill will now face a vote in the House Appropriations Committee and in the full House of Representatives. So we'll see how it goes but at least they are fucking talking about this shit. You can contact your elected representative at the house's website to urge them approve the bill.

here's a link to the full bill (H.R. 1105)

Air Sex is better than no sex right?

Check out this hilarious video of an Air Sex Competition!

That's right, Air Sex, not AirGuitar, that shit's for babies.

I like the guy that cries.