Showing posts with label drinking at work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drinking at work. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Vampires give me a Boner


If you've been reading the PoolBoy blog at all you are probably aware that I'll use any excuse to post pics of R-Patz. NPR recently offered me another opportunity when they wrote this Bloody Book List. And it's not just a vampire reading list (though there is a pretty good one at the end), but an article about how one can know what's happening at a certain point in history by checking out the vampire lit of the time. Don't believe me?

Take Bram Stoker's Dracula.

"It was written at the end of the 19th century, at a time when England had some of the largest ports in the world," says Benita Blessing, who teaches modern European history at Ohio University. "Here you have a ship arriving from Eastern Europe, bearing soil from another country, and a plague-like person who is going to bring death and destruction. The concerns at that time were foreign illnesses, unwanted immigrants. What Dracula is about is the fear of what we might today call globalization."
That's just the first example. The article discusses Anne Rice's vamp novels, Whitley Strieber's The Hunger, and the current wave of blood sucking books like Mormon Meyer's Twilight series and Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse novels

So what does the recent infatuation with deadly immortals tell us about the national subconscious today? Well, in both Twilight and the Sookie Stackhouse series the main vampire characters try to deny their animal instincts and be more moral, in an attempt to be more human. Vampires, even Sookie's Bill Compton, are predators, but then again, so are humans. Dracula wasn't concerned about mainstreaming or following a set of moral rules. So why does Edward Cullen care about weather he drinks the blood of an animal or a human?

Apparently it's because humans are killing the Earth and we feel really bad about it. According to Whitley Strieber:

"Our prey is our planet," he says. Today's fear is not the Cold War or AIDS, it's the fate of the Earth: "We sense that there is something wrong with the environment, that the planet itself may not be able to sustain us very long, and so we are beginning to romance death once again."

I buy it. It seems that vampires, who usually represent fear of death, appear in literature to reflect what the major fear of the time is, from immigration, to disease, to the uncertainty at the end of the Cold War, to pollution. If you are into vampires or how literature reflects culture and what's happening in the world, this article is a must read.

I'll leave you with a little Eric from True Blood to get you through the day.



Have a good Tuesday, biznatches.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Fuck, I've Been on an Old School Music Kick Lately

The Seeds: Can't Seem to Make You Mine (as danced to by the great Betty Page)



Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs: Little Red Riding Hood



James Brown: It's A Man's World




The Shangri Las: Remember Walking in the Sand



Patsy Cline: She's Got You

Thursday, August 13, 2009

The PoolBoy Dirty Summer Mojito

Hi everyone, my name is Doris Miller and I am a new contributor to the PoolBoy blog. I am one part of the very excellent musical arts and crafts band The Perfect Lady Housewives and I love to discuss music, do-it-yourself projects and being awesome.

I am very excited and happy to be here and for my very first post, I present you with a fantastically simple recipe for one of the best summer drinks out there. I also added a PoolBoy twist to the drink and made it "dirty"!

The Perfect PoolBoy Dirty Summer Mojito by Doris Miller


Mojitos are an age-old cocktail of Cuban orgin. Though the drink's exact history is a little muddy, it can be traced back to the 16th century and the Spanish invasion of Cuba. Many cocktail-ists link the drink's birth to Cuba's African slaves, brought to the island to work in the sugar cane fields. Mojito purists often use sugar cane juice instead of sugar crystals when making their Mojitos. The name means "a little wet" and it's perfect for a hot summer night. So let's get a little wet shall we?

Ingredients needed to make 1 perfect PoolBoy Dirty Mojito:
1/2 a Lime
6 Mint leaves
2 spoonfuls of brown sugar
1 shot of brown rum
Soda Water
Ice cubes
wooden spoon or muddler
2 cups - 1 for mixing, 1 for your final drink

Steps:
In a mixing cup pour the shot of brown rum.
Traditional Mojitos are made with clear white rum but since we're a porn magazine, I thought the dirtier the better. Brown rum gives the drink a "dirty" look but doesn't change the taste.

Take the Mint leaves, tear them up with your fingers and add them to the cup.
You can buy Mint at the grocery store but it's more exciting to cultivate it on your own! Buy a starter plant from your local farmer's market or nursery and place it in a well draining pot in the sun and water when needed. If you have an herb garden, you can also plant Mint in the ground, but beware, Mint can grow rapidly and can take over a garden if left unattended!

Cut the 1/2 lime up into smaller slices.
Don't forget to cut a slice of lime for a garnish and set it aside. Squeeze out the juice in the remaining slices into the cup with the rum and mint. Then throw the slices in the cup.

Pour 1 and 1/2 spoonfuls of brown sugar into the cup (you can throw in less/more based on your taste preferences).
Again, brown sugar adds to the "dirty" feel of this PoolBoy drink!

With a wooden spoon or muddler, mash up the rum, mint, sugar and lime in the cup until you feel it's well mashed and mixed.

Put the ice cubes in your drink cup and then dump your drink mixture from the mixing cup into your drink cup.
I dump everything in when I make my Mojitos, the mint, the limes etc. If you don't like a lot of things floating in your mixed drinks, use a strainer to add only the liquid mixture to your drink cup.

Fill up the rest of your drink with the soda water.


Add the lime slice to garnish

Enjoy your drink in the company of attractive men and get a little wet!


I like to enjoy my Dirty Mojito with a nice Cuban cigar by the pool. Here's to Summer!

Friday, August 7, 2009

TGIF FUCKERS

This week has been fucking LOOOOOONGGGGGG like a dong. And I am so happy it's friday. So here's some more goodies to get you through the day:

R. Kelly's Real Talk: Behind the Scenes:


REAL TALK = Genius.
There is nothing better than R. Kelly's Kaufman-esque genius of a video that is Real Talk: Behind The Scenes.
What they eat don't make us shit. Real talk for real.



The "Hugh Laurie: Ways I Want to Hit That" blog
Ever think about boning that dude on House? That's what the author of this blog thinks about ALL THE TIME. My fave line:

We could be anglerfish, and I would let you attach yourself to my belly with your tooth and become my own personal sperm bank.

Yeah! Hot.



And finally, think about doing This this weekend:



Have a good one ladies.