Tween Wet Dreams

Like many of you, I spent many a night watching Newsies when I was younger. If I was having a sleepover we might rent Newsies AND Swing Kids and spend all night exclaiming over how cute Christian Bale was (and I mean that past tense, he totally became a creepster as he got older).

Ok, I admit it, we also spent a lot of time freeze framing and rewinding trying to figure out if there was actually a boner in the scene where the Newsies head to Brooklyn to enroll Spot and his crew in the good fight. Look for the kid climbing out of the water. Total boneage.

This Bad Romance Lady Gaga mash up with Seize the Day brings back memories of these more innocent times. It actually works really well. It's like the Lady G was singing just for little Christian Bale.



(Via Huffington Post)

Also, I can't help but post the video for "Carrying the Banner" as well. It'll make the 12 year old girl inside you swoon. Singing! Dancing! Boy candy! Pelvic Thrust at 4:00!

New Year's Resolutions

Everyone's writing about their New Year's Resolutions.

Graphic designer Monina Velarde has created a New Year's Resolution Generator which is cool because it let's you click through a ton of resolutions and then promptly forget about them, much like in real life, but with the speed of the internet. Fuck writing that shit down.

For me, more than any resolution, New Year's Eve is like a Get Out of Jail Monopoly card.  It's a free pass to start over, no excuses.  It's a time marker, that's for sure, but a positive one.  If you're planning on losing weight this year (ladies of leisure don't need to unless it's medically advised), NYE is like a kick in the butt.  If you want to quit smoking (which you should, that shit is o'nast), you'll probably end up getting drunk tonight and smoking a shitload of cigarettes AND THEN QUITTING on the 1st.

Right?

One NYE, not so long ago, my resolution was to not get black-out drunk anymore (i was involved with some bad dick at the time and drinking the pain away, it happens).  Well i don't remember much of that new year's eve other than waking up the next day in my bathroom in only my coat and a puddle of vomit, but I haven't blacked out since.  Goddamn I'm better than that and all it took was a new year's eve to get me out of my slump.  Use and abuse it ladies, NYE is a time for redemption/rebirth/start overs.

Hamilton Wright Mabie sums it up best in this quote:
“New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no woman has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights”

So whether you're sitting on your couch or going out to get your party on tonight, have a safe and happy new year's eve and keep up the keeping up!

And never let the Horse of Judgement judge you from the 3rd floor:

P.S. PoolBoy Magazine's 2010 Resolutions are to put out our first issue (almost done!) and continue to be badass.

Happy Monday

Over the weekend my mother asked me why I was so obsessed with "man junk"

Happy Monday.

You Called?

I've often dreamt of the day when a girl could just grab her phone, address book, calendar, laptop, ipod, vibrator and alarm clock, and hit the open road. That day has arrived.

Fear not world weary ladies of leisure! Now we no longer have to discreetly pack that faux lipstick-shaped vibrator when we travel (or just plain leave the house).

A new free downloadable app for the Google phone, called Dildroid, turns your Google cell phone into a vibrator. You can even adjust speed levels with a flick of your finger (that's what she said).

Finally! Sex and mobile technology coming together to better benefit womankind.

And I thought I couldn't possibly love my phone more.

Call me?

Tickles For Your Pickle

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PoolBoy Blog Press!

Check out this cool blurb on PoolBoy from the San Diego Examiner online!

Awesomeness!!

PoolBoy Magazine Update!

Hey everyone! We thought we'd just give a quick update on what's going on with magazine and our future events.

- We are currently finalizing the first issue's content, our authors are getting their work in and we're going over some final edits and such. We are super excited about this first issue and it is shaping up really well!

- Lady of Leisure is heading to the east coast for the last two weeks of August to take some hot naked dude pics! East coast peen, what what! If you know anyone in Boston or NYC that wants to be in PoolBoy, email us at info@poolboymagazine.com!!!!

- PoolBoy is planning some new fundraising events including a big ole' pool party downtown and a special PoolBoy DJ set at our favorite dive bar - we'll keep you updated on the deets once we have more info to share

- We've taken hot photos of some really really hot dudes and we have more to cum! As mentioned above, our resident Lady of Leisure is headed East to take more peen shots and this coming weekend we've got a scheduled sesh with another hot dude! We can never get enough! Keep em' coming!!

- We've added 2 new contributors to the PoolBoy Blog: Octavia Largebottom and Doris Miller! We love this blog, keep at it.

And finally, we'll never leave you high and dry at PoolBoy, so here's some teaser shots from our first issue:

Wet yet?

Bush Art

No, I'm not talking about Dubya. I'm talking about real BUSH. The badass kind.

I'm a rare bush shaver but I will on occasion do some landscaping when necessary, and much like topiaries and the Japanese, I like to keep my shit creative:

The Toulouse-Lautrec


The Teen Wolf Armpit

And finally my new piece:

The Chong

Jealous much?

Uh WTF?

I found this picture on the hotel computer (under the folder Photos) on my trip to Mexico.
Don't know what it is but it's fucking hilarious.

I submitted it to Picture Unrelated which is a great photo blog. The url in the right bottom corner of the pic is from this site, which appears to be Greek.

The joys of traveling!