Beaten to the Bong

It was with excitement and a little disappointment that I learned from Jezebel about Best Buds, a girl stoner movie in the works staring Natalie Portman. I say I felt a little disappointment only because the lovely lady of leisure and I had been working on something similar (and I don't mean just being best buds and smoking a lot of weed, though we do that as well). Best Buds is apparently a stoner lady movie with "a road trip and a wedding at its center, with female friends hitting the road to cure a bride friend's woes with weed."

It's so nice to see movies with female comedians as the stars and also to see the myth about ladies not liking green dispelled in a big public way. Best Buds screenwriter Jamie Denbo feels the same way, and she realized it watching Knocked Up:

The galvanizing moment for Denbo was the scene in Knocked Up when Katherine Heigl's character makes Seth Rogen's give up his bong. "It just seemed like a metaphor of, 'Put down the bong and we can get married.' That's not how it goes in my house. It's more like, 'Hey, you're pregnant, maybe stop smoking weed for fucking five minutes," jokes Denbo, who is the mother of two. "That was never the women that I knew."

Lady speaks the truth! Denbo also knows what's up concerning dick jokes:

...dick jokes may have reached their peak. "They've gotten to a point with dick jokes that now they have to show a dick for it to be funny," says Denbo, pointing to Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I dream of the day when almost every big actor has shown his dick in a movie, like most women now with their breasts. If it's gotten to the point where ya gotta show some peen now to get laughs from a dick joke then we are well on our way.

Back to Best Buds, I'm glad someone has finally made a stoner chick movie. Fingers crossed that it lives up to such classics as How High and Harold and Kumar, just with dicks instead of all the boobs.

Speaking of funny ladies and weed, remember Garfunkel and Oates?

Cock Shot of the Day

Here's a sexy dick shot of old school hottie Marlon Brando sucking some cock:

HAWT

You can get the whole background story on the picture at LA Rag Mag

The Curious Case of Celebrity Cock

What’s up these days with celebrities showing us their junk?

No I am not talking about Brittany Spears, we’ve all seen her cooter a million times, I am talking about these so-called celebrity dudes showing some peen on their websites and blogs! Seems like all sorts of famous dudes are posting pics of their dongs on the internetz for us to check out.

First there’s Pete Wentz (I know I know, he’s not really a celebrity but I said “so-called” above remember?) showing some surprisingly nice cock on his blog (which he quickly took down after posting)

Too bad he sticks it in Ashley Simpson (am I right haters!?!?!?!!). Also too bad it belongs to Pete Wentz…..yeah, this dude:

But hey, it’s encouraging to see even if it’s from a barely C-level celebrity*! Keep those pics cumming lil Petey!!

Then there’s Soulja Boy posting this pic on his blog:

You can’t actually see the peen BUT GOD DAMN I WANT TO!

WTF is that in your pants son?!?!? You better be careful with that loaded weapon. Looks like you need a second set of panties to hold that shit in! I love that he’s in his bathroom too. This photo makes me want to buy your album. Did you hear that Soulja Boy? Post more pics of your giant dong and I will buy whatever you want me to buy.

And that better be real. Don't be writing checks your dick can't cash!

And finally there's Jaime Foxx. I know I know, another celebrity cock that you've never had the desire to see...but come on...just check it out:

I am liking this trend a lot. Keep up the good work guys!! Now if we could just see more peen in the movies coming out of Hollywood the world would be a better place.

*This doesn’t mean I want to see all C-Level celebrity peen. I’m talking bout you Corey Feldman. Keep it in your pouch. No one wants to see your shit.