Stand up for your rights! Sex is no fun when you don't get to choose.
From Planned Parenthood of Arizona:
Some Arizona legislators have made it their priority to use their office to restrict women’s reproductive choice in our state this legislative session. Thousands of YOUR emails and hundreds of YOUR phone calls have been ignored; now is the time to make sure that they DO hear us! The pro-choice voice in Arizona will be silenced no longer.
Planned Parenthood Arizona will be hosting a Rally for Choice on
Friday, June 26, in Phoenix.
Please join us to show your opposition to SB1206/HB2564, the omnibus anti-choice bill currently being pushed forward at the State Legislature. Join us for invigorating speeches by leaders in the pro-choice community and find out what YOU can do to protect women’s health in Arizona.
Our voices will be silenced no longer! We must show our elected officials that their pro-choice constituents care, are active, that we’re watching their votes on these bills. We believe we should be represented in the Legislature by leaders who stand up for Arizona citizen’s health.
Friday, June 26, 11:30 a.m. – 1:00 p.m.
Margaret T. Hance Park (1134 N. Central Ave.)
Phoenix, Arizona
It will be HOT out, so please bring plenty of water. Please wear sunscreen; hats and sunglasses are also recommended. Please come wearing a pink shirt; pink Planned Parenthood t-shirts will be available on a first-come, first serve basis. Snacks and water will also be available.
Thank you for your support. See you at the rally!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Hot Native Dudes
One of the many things that makes me love living in the Southwest is access to super hot Native American dudes.
Which makes finding this Native American Men's Calendar such a score! It's put together by Shaunya Manus and features some really fucking hot dudes:
you can purchase the calendar at Viewfinder Productions's website
my birthday is July 29th hint hint........
Which makes finding this Native American Men's Calendar such a score! It's put together by Shaunya Manus and features some really fucking hot dudes:
you can purchase the calendar at Viewfinder Productions's website
my birthday is July 29th hint hint........
Monday, June 15, 2009
Dix in the City
6/2/09 Bikini Lounge, Phoenix
Lessons learned this week:
Having a business meeting for your porn magazine at a dive bar is not the best idea. We had barely covered going over this week's boner jamz when some Dix approached, most likely lured by the genius radiating from our booth. Instantly we began critiquing their pick up lines and suggesting improvements for future unwelcome advances.
Our friend here:
...who said his name was "Scotty Pimpin," told us the top three pick up lines that usually work for him. We now present you with:
DIX in the city PT 1: Scotty Pimpin's top 3 pantyliners
1. I don't use pick up lines.
PoolBoy says: Every dude drops this. You are not clever for trying to get some while saying you're not actually trying to get some.
2. Whut up! (changed per his request from his original, "What's up?")
PoolBoy says: Good move dropping the "s," now you seem like a really cool gangster.
And finally, after learning that we were starting a dick rag for women...
3. I read that the number one fantasy that women have is rape. I'll make your fantasy come true.
PoolBoy says: WTF. NEVER USE THIS AS YOUR PICK UP LINE.
Having a business meeting for your porn magazine at a dive bar is not the best idea. We had barely covered going over this week's boner jamz when some Dix approached, most likely lured by the genius radiating from our booth. Instantly we began critiquing their pick up lines and suggesting improvements for future unwelcome advances.
Our friend here:
...who said his name was "Scotty Pimpin," told us the top three pick up lines that usually work for him. We now present you with:
DIX in the city PT 1: Scotty Pimpin's top 3 pantyliners
1. I don't use pick up lines.
PoolBoy says: Every dude drops this. You are not clever for trying to get some while saying you're not actually trying to get some.
2. Whut up! (changed per his request from his original, "What's up?")
PoolBoy says: Good move dropping the "s," now you seem like a really cool gangster.
And finally, after learning that we were starting a dick rag for women...
3. I read that the number one fantasy that women have is rape. I'll make your fantasy come true.
PoolBoy says: WTF. NEVER USE THIS AS YOUR PICK UP LINE.
Peace out 8-->
The Iranian Presidential Election fallout
The Guardian has some great coverage of what's going on in Iran right now
it's pretty crazy and pretty apparant (from what i've read) that the elections were not legitimately conducted.
Feministing blogger Roja is calling what's going on in Iran right now a "nightmare":
People who have been disenfranchised are protesting in Tehran and other cities. You can see some photos on flickr.
Text messaging services were cut off on the day of election and Ahmadinejad was declared as the victor only a few hours after the election was over. Election statistics were being announce in a very fishy manner with no detail about which cities and provinces were being counted (completely different from how things were done in all other elections in Iran). Campaign headquarters of other candidates were raided and military was present across Tehran.
...Today Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and most websites of other candidates have been blocked, cellphone connections were shut down in Tehran, political figures have been arrested and people have been beaten and bloodied in the streets. Meanwhile foreign reporters have been asked to leave.
shady...
there are some amazing photos of the protests out there though, the flickr link above really shows the aftermath, these are from the Guardian:
it's pretty crazy and pretty apparant (from what i've read) that the elections were not legitimately conducted.
Feministing blogger Roja is calling what's going on in Iran right now a "nightmare":
People who have been disenfranchised are protesting in Tehran and other cities. You can see some photos on flickr.
Text messaging services were cut off on the day of election and Ahmadinejad was declared as the victor only a few hours after the election was over. Election statistics were being announce in a very fishy manner with no detail about which cities and provinces were being counted (completely different from how things were done in all other elections in Iran). Campaign headquarters of other candidates were raided and military was present across Tehran.
...Today Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, and most websites of other candidates have been blocked, cellphone connections were shut down in Tehran, political figures have been arrested and people have been beaten and bloodied in the streets. Meanwhile foreign reporters have been asked to leave.
shady...
there are some amazing photos of the protests out there though, the flickr link above really shows the aftermath, these are from the Guardian:
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
FAIL
On a recent poolgirl outing we came across this swarthy gentleman:
Naturally we asked him to drop his panties and let us snap some hot dick pics. He agreed and suggested we all head to an after party where he'd let us discreetly photograph him. We followed him to the after party (which was lame btw) only to have him dodge the photo session by repeatedly trying to feel up Lady of Leisure on the couch:
Let's be honest, who doesn't like a little game of Grabby McGrab Hands now and again?
But dude wouldn't give up the dick! And to add insult to injury, his gross friend, this dude:
called us "bitches" and then couldn't hang when we tried an have a semi-intelligent conversation about re-appropriating language (we even used small words).
And finally, nothing ends a night of failure better than some old fashioned girl hate. One of Sir Boob-A-Lot's female friends called us "floozies" when her boobs went unmolested.
Though we never got to see the dude's dick, we can always behold his swarthy face
Naturally we asked him to drop his panties and let us snap some hot dick pics. He agreed and suggested we all head to an after party where he'd let us discreetly photograph him. We followed him to the after party (which was lame btw) only to have him dodge the photo session by repeatedly trying to feel up Lady of Leisure on the couch:
Let's be honest, who doesn't like a little game of Grabby McGrab Hands now and again?
But dude wouldn't give up the dick! And to add insult to injury, his gross friend, this dude:
called us "bitches" and then couldn't hang when we tried an have a semi-intelligent conversation about re-appropriating language (we even used small words).And finally, nothing ends a night of failure better than some old fashioned girl hate. One of Sir Boob-A-Lot's female friends called us "floozies" when her boobs went unmolested.
Though we never got to see the dude's dick, we can always behold his swarthy face
Monday, April 27, 2009
Texts from Last Night
There's pretty much a blog for everything right now. Texts from last night is exactly what it sounds like. Here are some of my favs:
(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis
(859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
562): Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
(204): Now it won't go down.
(512): You've got a gift.
I just submitted this gem I found in my phone: "I will never go down on a gay man again."
Funny but that didn't turn out to be true. That friend is still going down on gay men. What can you do? Sometimes GMILF's are hard to get away from.
(610): Where did you get a picture of my penis
(859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
562): Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
(204): Now it won't go down.
(512): You've got a gift.
I just submitted this gem I found in my phone: "I will never go down on a gay man again."
Funny but that didn't turn out to be true. That friend is still going down on gay men. What can you do? Sometimes GMILF's are hard to get away from.
Saturday, April 4, 2009
The Legend of Pantyboots
The first reported sighting of Pantyboots appears on record in February of the year 2008 at a party (themed "Object of Desire") at a dentist's house amongst the desert foothills of Northern Phoenix. The report of the initial sighting is slightly descriptive and includes multiple witness statements but lacks visual support, references, and date and time marks to make it a truly substantial and verifiable report.
After this initial report, the trail goes cold and one has to assume that Pantyboots will be regulated to the file reserved for those once-in-a-lifetime creatures whose tales are only told at fireside storytellings and in 99 cent comic book bins. These desolate urban legends are destined to fade away as subsequent generations, more robust in their fervor for creatures with solid histories, march into the future.
Furthermore, future filings, found with the initial report, detail in-depth, multi-party searches for Pantyboots on foot, horseback, and land vehicles through the desert outreaches without success. The search parties state that their vast area boundaries for the search are based on witness statements from the initial report filing, in which they (the witnesses) recount the evening of the sighting and detail the surroundings (including but not limited to: wall coverings, carpeting colors, dance music, types and brands of drugs and alcohol consumed, backyard furniture, outfits of fellow partygoers, and sizes of various firepits) but as we have seen multiple times in courts of higher justice, witness recounts based on memory are less credible than desired and can be prohibited from use in civil proceedings based on such a lack of credibility. In fact, B. L. Cutrod, Ph.D. describes this phenomenon as follows:
Uncritical acceptance of eyewitness testimony seems to be based on the fallacious notion that the human observer is a perfect recording device that everything that passes before his or her eyes is recorded and can be "pulled out" by sharp questioning or "refreshing one's memory". In a categorical statement, which psychologists rarely make, I can argue that this is impossible - human perception and memory function effectively by being selective. A human being has no particular need for perfect recall, perception and memory are decision-making processes affected by the totality of a person's abilities, background, environment, attitudes, motives, and beliefs, and by the methods used in testing recollection of people and events.[4]
One can see how relying on witness statements led to the search party's failure in obtaining further verifiable information on Pantyboots.
However, on February 14, 2009 Pantyboots was once again spotted at a similar (if not the exact same) dentist's house party in the foothills of Northern Phoenix. Multiple witness accounts state that not only was Pantyboots present at this party but that such presence was documented with a detailed and complex system of cross-referencing witness account statements and data from this party with the witness statements from the initial 2008 report (which was present at the February 14, 2009 party).
Though, as stated above, witness accounts are lacking in credibility. How can we really and truly know that Pantyboots was there? And will we ever really know?
It seems that such a question would have been where this file on Pantyboots comes to an end. And such it would have been, had not this incredible photograph surfaced in which we can see witness #271, named Lady of Leisure, standing in front of what appears to be Pantyboots:
Subsequent digital dehancement and unimaging has revealed that this photograph has not been altered or photoshopped in any way and that we are in fact looking at a digital representation of the elusive and infamous Pantyboots. This is an exciting revelation in the case and warrants renewed land and air searches as well as a push for more federal funding to keep this case active.
Any and all future information regarding Pantyboots will included in this file.
[4]Cutrod, B.L. and S.D. Penrod. Mistaken Identification: The Eyewitness, Psychology, and the Law. New York: Cambridge University Press, 1995.
After this initial report, the trail goes cold and one has to assume that Pantyboots will be regulated to the file reserved for those once-in-a-lifetime creatures whose tales are only told at fireside storytellings and in 99 cent comic book bins. These desolate urban legends are destined to fade away as subsequent generations, more robust in their fervor for creatures with solid histories, march into the future.
Furthermore, future filings, found with the initial report, detail in-depth, multi-party searches for Pantyboots on foot, horseback, and land vehicles through the desert outreaches without success. The search parties state that their vast area boundaries for the search are based on witness statements from the initial report filing, in which they (the witnesses) recount the evening of the sighting and detail the surroundings (including but not limited to: wall coverings, carpeting colors, dance music, types and brands of drugs and alcohol consumed, backyard furniture, outfits of fellow partygoers, and sizes of various firepits) but as we have seen multiple times in courts of higher justice, witness recounts based on memory are less credible than desired and can be prohibited from use in civil proceedings based on such a lack of credibility. In fact, B. L. Cutrod, Ph.D. describes this phenomenon as follows:
Uncritical acceptance of eyewitness testimony seems to be based on the fallacious notion that the human observer is a perfect recording device that everything that passes before his or her eyes is recorded and can be "pulled out" by sharp questioning or "refreshing one's memory". In a categorical statement, which psychologists rarely make, I can argue that this is impossible - human perception and memory function effectively by being selective. A human being has no particular need for perfect recall, perception and memory are decision-making processes affected by the totality of a person's abilities, background, environment, attitudes, motives, and beliefs, and by the methods used in testing recollection of people and events.[4]
One can see how relying on witness statements led to the search party's failure in obtaining further verifiable information on Pantyboots.
However, on February 14, 2009 Pantyboots was once again spotted at a similar (if not the exact same) dentist's house party in the foothills of Northern Phoenix. Multiple witness accounts state that not only was Pantyboots present at this party but that such presence was documented with a detailed and complex system of cross-referencing witness account statements and data from this party with the witness statements from the initial 2008 report (which was present at the February 14, 2009 party).
Though, as stated above, witness accounts are lacking in credibility. How can we really and truly know that Pantyboots was there? And will we ever really know?
It seems that such a question would have been where this file on Pantyboots comes to an end. And such it would have been, had not this incredible photograph surfaced in which we can see witness #271, named Lady of Leisure, standing in front of what appears to be Pantyboots:
Subsequent digital dehancement and unimaging has revealed that this photograph has not been altered or photoshopped in any way and that we are in fact looking at a digital representation of the elusive and infamous Pantyboots. This is an exciting revelation in the case and warrants renewed land and air searches as well as a push for more federal funding to keep this case active.
Any and all future information regarding Pantyboots will included in this file.
[4]Cutrod, B.L. and S.D. Penrod. Mistaken Identification: The Eyewitness, Psychology, and the Law. New York: Cambridge University Press, 1995.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Move over for the FEMPIRE
Though I'm not sure what it has to do with "style," this article in March 20 edition of The New York Times Fashion & Style section talks about the new entourage in Hollywood: a group of four female screenwriters. While it's really nice to hear about a group of professional females banding together and supporting each other, I'm just pleased that there are people making movies with strong female characters. Which is why I'm slightly surprised that one of the "fempire" wrote that piece of crap 'Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist.' What was with all the gay male characters giving Nora, the main female character, a makeover that included a different shirt that showed more cleve so Nick would like her? God forbid dudes be into a girl without her displaying the goods.
Still, I can't wait to see more films by the Fempire ladies. There's a new gang in town.
Still, I can't wait to see more films by the Fempire ladies. There's a new gang in town.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Gart Porn at the DBG
Last weekend we hit up the Desert Botanical Garden in phatass Phoenix. They are currently featuring a Chihuly glass exhibit.
You can tell what was on our minds.
boobs
condoms
tongues
peen
balls
vibrators
vag
more boobs
more peen
In case you are wondering how we feel about this garden art (gart):
We call this one, "zap a do bop zop zap a doo"
all photos by clitical sass and lady of leisure
You can tell what was on our minds.
boobs
condoms
tongues
peen
balls
vibrators
vag
more boobs
more peen
In case you are wondering how we feel about this garden art (gart):
We call this one, "zap a do bop zop zap a doo"
all photos by clitical sass and lady of leisure
Thursday, March 12, 2009
I went out on a date with a guy that voted for McCain!!!!!!
MCCAIN.
MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's so cute though (the date, not McCain).....
I am at a crossroads. Can i convert him from the dark side?
I want to make out with him and check out his republican caucus.
I texted him this morning:"I had fun last night and, even though you voted for McCain, I would like to go out again sometime"
He texted back:"I had a good time last night too! We should definitely go out again and try not to hold that McCain thing against me "
I was going to text back:"Maybe you can hold something against me? "
but it's too early in the game for such talk.... so instead i texted:"Well since good triumphed over evil, I won't hold it against you. But FYI McCain has a horrible voting record on funding for veterans"
the date is an ex-military guy - so hot in a uniform.......
Maybe I can:
Check out his stimulus package
G.O.P. all over him
Search for W.M.D.s (and if we’re a code red on the Terrorist Threat Level Index then it will be time to invade and conquer)
Get a feel for his Republican Caucus
I'll give him the ole' reach across the aisle
Check out his pork barrel initiative
or he can:
Dick my Cheney
Vote for my Bush
Watch his economics trickle down my face
Filibuster all over me
HOWEVER, if he gets me preggers - i'm having an abortion!!!!!
MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's so cute though (the date, not McCain).....
I am at a crossroads. Can i convert him from the dark side?
I want to make out with him and check out his republican caucus.
I texted him this morning:"I had fun last night and, even though you voted for McCain, I would like to go out again sometime"
He texted back:"I had a good time last night too! We should definitely go out again and try not to hold that McCain thing against me "
I was going to text back:"Maybe you can hold something against me? "
but it's too early in the game for such talk.... so instead i texted:"Well since good triumphed over evil, I won't hold it against you. But FYI McCain has a horrible voting record on funding for veterans"
the date is an ex-military guy - so hot in a uniform.......
Maybe I can:
Check out his stimulus package
G.O.P. all over him
Search for W.M.D.s (and if we’re a code red on the Terrorist Threat Level Index then it will be time to invade and conquer)
Get a feel for his Republican Caucus
I'll give him the ole' reach across the aisle
Check out his pork barrel initiative
or he can:
Dick my Cheney
Vote for my Bush
Watch his economics trickle down my face
Filibuster all over me
HOWEVER, if he gets me preggers - i'm having an abortion!!!!!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
"If you cum right now you're dead"
This is a video of Avenue D's "Punk Rock Song." These ladies are amazing. Check out their other songs "Do I look like s Slut?," "Orgasmatron," "and "too drunk to fuck" (an ode to whiskey dick). Personally, I am a huge fan of the last song mentioned but I can't find a video anywhere. Sadly, Avenue D are broken up now.
Buy albums and their DVD here: www.avenued.com
We heart Peaches
When I worked at Harvard I used to watch this video constantly with a co-worker. There's nothing better than Peaches, Iggy Pop, AND zombies.
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